Your favorite "flip" retort?

[Expertise]

I'll start.

Life sucks get a helmet!

 

[CreamyLady]

. . . and you're telling me this because . . . ?

 

[Juspar Emvan]

The easiest and most brainless that ususlly rolls off my tonge is 'Bite Me'

 

[April]

My favorite?

Fuck you!
Fuck off!
Piss off!

 

[Ambrosious]

Bite my clit.

Life is a cocksucker.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

SO WHATS YOUR POINT???

 

[Celestiale]

*tough titties*

I know...crass, huh

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Eat my ass - cock breath.

You suck dead rats.

Fuck you cunt face.

Hey dickless - ass stretch yo mama.

Pussy boy.

Crack licker.

Limp dick no-fuck fag.

Sperm lip dip-shit.

 

[Celestiale]

well well! I guess mine was pretty TAME then!! lol

how bout:

*cum belching road whore*

or

*pus oozing vaginal wort*

heehee!

 

[CW]

Sorry sack of Siberian sheep shit,,, is my favorite if the situation requires some feeling,,,

Piss off,,, is my all around, all purpose, run of the mill retort

 

[Beebeeblue]

I just go with the ol..

" BITE ME!"

 

[TN_Vixen]

how 'bout

shuddap you five-sandwhich-eating-motherfucka.


fine. Live in your little bubble.



kiss my white puckered ass

 

[CW]

Re: how 'bout

shuddap you five-sandwhich-eating-motherfucka.

WHOA!!! never heard that one before,,, that's great!!!

 

[stogie]

I don't say any thing I just look at them with a bored look get real close and sniff.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

cocksuckermotherfuckerfingerbangingasshole
all in one breath

 

[R Nitelight]

You Bastard!!!!

 

[ranajja]

I usually fall back on my grandfather's favorite:

Sumbitch

 

[Guru]

It's not mine, but I like it:

We have stories?

 

[DriveSouth]

Usually I end up saying -

"What choo talkin' about Willis ..."

 

[lickerish]

usually just 'Kiss Mine'

tho for some reason, i always hear 'Bare It' back at me.

i think i need to come up with something else.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I'm very fond of....

Hellllllloooooooo....... Newman.

It speaks volumes.

I do think so...... Tim.

Another one.

 

[Guest]

 

[Opium]

Who pissed in your weeties?

When your mum had you, you were so ugly the smacked her!!

I could go on but I am a lady …

 

[Samuari]

Somewhare there is a village that is missing its idiot.

But remember when you use one of these:

No one forgets where they buried the hatchet!

[Edited by Samuari on 02-26-2001 at 01:41 PM]

 

[Adoratrice]

Is it my Lucky day ...or do you treat everybody like shit?


I think this a lot more than I say it.