Your daily dose of spam (poetry?)

[Liar]

I just wanted to share this. This is a spam mail that I just found in my inbox. In it's entireness.

---
do not break draw
Or drink believe
That sit close
To hurt believe
english organise forget
super start speak
those borrow read
those watch spend
To swim type
hour comb borrow
As cancel talk
---

 

[Decayed Angel]

damn, I knew I shouldn't have submitted my poem to those guys...


m.

 

[annaswirls]

damn, I knew I shouldn't have submitted my poem to those guys...


m.

omg what a great idea! they could promote the arts while breaking through SPAM filters.....

 

[OT]

I just wanted to share this. This is a spam mail that I just found in my inbox. In it's entireness.

---
do not break draw
Or drink believe
That sit close
To hurt believe
english organise forget
super start speak
those borrow read
those watch spend
To swim type
hour comb borrow
As cancel talk
---

I too have noticed that my spam is waxing poetic.
Snatched from this morning's mail:

to their doors
alll aslant, and with streaming hair
she came out
she and me will live and die where no one cant

Sometimes I can't tell whether it's computer generated random words or a snippet from an old novel or classic. From whererever they are getting it ; I am starting to (almost) enjoy my morning spam.

OT

 

[Rybka]

Some time ago we had a thread containing such "SPoaM". I even have a Word file that I occasionally add new spam messages to. Here is how it starts at the moment:

wakeful clinging mulatto pudding
foolhardy polypropylene taffy
sepia magnolia thesaurus
pneumatic pelican tease
Hershey bicarameler
Micronesian Monteverdi ogre
foolhardy Pontiac despot
Argentinian matinee

Hallmark apology smooch
pizzacato dough
teakwood dressmaker's boggle tub
fluorescing internal monotonous larval spraint
schizoid pedagogy interregnum
bootstrapping bathroom quiet

 

[annaswirls]

Valid for 24 Hrs.

His pants have been carelessly hung on the door.
I gave myself over entirely
to studying the evolution of the elephant
I am the woman who worked in the field
You may include commas and a decimal point
I am the woman who worked in the field.


~

V a l id for 24 Hrs.

And his pants have been carelessly hung on the door..
I gave myself over entirely to studying the evolution of the elephant..
or more during the period.
I am the woman who worked in the field=20.
You may include commas and a decimal point.=20.

 

[Liar]

Sit-down thunderstorm
a riser, the suspense scrupulous tact
was settle an tomfoolery
this aggressiveness.

Secretary of State is ecologist
self-conscious, throve to enfranchise
entire, at famine,
the corporate ashes jerk,
an clear-headed pelvis,
of all-around to is shuffle.
it pierce cinch dilapidated of
provident the graceful,
was an slate to liquor store
mountain bike, surgically at this crunchy
was becoming as recline?

white-collar baker, of endless!!!

nervous breakdown

a dislike of sailboard
overdue, masseur neutral
small fry to cocaine the in bayonet virtuoso
as oneself, juicy, a nationality berate sportscast,
minus sign to an New Year's Day stupidly
as redeemable as cyst persuasio
the supremacy a hypothermia underpaid
a reticent diametrically striker reaction
impossible fascinating.

 

[Recidiva]

Very Zen. I'm replacing "Chop Wood, Carry Water" with "To swim type, hour comb borrow"