thetwolezz
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saw this on another website...thought ya'll might get a laugh/cry from it. 
The McCain Loyalty Oath for Gays
I, _______________, pledge to transfer my support from Hillary Clinton to John McCain. I agree to do all I can do to get McCain the vote. In order to achieve this noble goal I promise to support McCain's...
*promise to protect "the sanctity of marriage as between a man and woman."
*commitment to banning federal recognition of gay marriage and domestic partnerships.
*commitment to the Army's Don't Ask Don't Tell policy because to "even reopen the issue" would be a "terrific mistake."
*opposition to gay adoption which he doesn't think is "appropriate."
*opposition to expanding the federal hate crimes law to include sexual orientation.
As a gay person, I promise to apply McCain's principles to my own life and vow to...
*stop engaging in gay sex.
*never try to marry or adopt.
*enroll in a program to treat my homosexuality and "straighten" myself out, such as a "M.A.N.S. Journey" (Masculinity, Authenticity, Need Fulfillment, Surrender Journey).
*install nanny cams in my house to prevent any gay relapses.
*take responsibility for natural disasters*, including Katrina.
Once McCain is elected, I will continue to support him and his programs and I will not complain about my loss of civil rights. And I will continue to refrain from gay sex.
Signature ____________
The McCain Loyalty Oath for Gays
I, _______________, pledge to transfer my support from Hillary Clinton to John McCain. I agree to do all I can do to get McCain the vote. In order to achieve this noble goal I promise to support McCain's...
*promise to protect "the sanctity of marriage as between a man and woman."
*commitment to banning federal recognition of gay marriage and domestic partnerships.
*commitment to the Army's Don't Ask Don't Tell policy because to "even reopen the issue" would be a "terrific mistake."
*opposition to gay adoption which he doesn't think is "appropriate."
*opposition to expanding the federal hate crimes law to include sexual orientation.
As a gay person, I promise to apply McCain's principles to my own life and vow to...
*stop engaging in gay sex.
*never try to marry or adopt.
*enroll in a program to treat my homosexuality and "straighten" myself out, such as a "M.A.N.S. Journey" (Masculinity, Authenticity, Need Fulfillment, Surrender Journey).
*install nanny cams in my house to prevent any gay relapses.
*take responsibility for natural disasters*, including Katrina.
Once McCain is elected, I will continue to support him and his programs and I will not complain about my loss of civil rights. And I will continue to refrain from gay sex.
Signature ____________
