Your Celebrity Sex Fantasy

[slyc_willie]

No need to go into detail -- unless you want to -- but if you could pick any celebrity to have sex with, who would it be?

I'm thinking of having a little mini-contest (no prizes except recognition) for the Celebrities category, if I may (not sure if friendly contests need official approval by Laurel and Manu). Any takers?

So, who would it be?

For me, it would be a toss-up between Nicole Kidman, Mila Jovovich, and Amanda Tapping (of Stargate: SG-1 fame).

 

[JamesSD]

Scarlett Johansson. Mmmmmm yummy.

 

[TheEarl]

Pink. Maybe not the prettiest girl I could think of or the sexiest in body (although still pretty damn nice), but I get the impression that she'd be a lot of fun in person.

The Earl

 

[FallingToFly]

Oh, my sick and twisted fantasy is well-known.

I want to tie Linde (lead guitarist from the band HIM) to my bed using his own dreds, and then just spend some time playing him. Turn about is fair play, and what watching his hands on a guitar does to me just isn't right.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

All of my celebrity fantasies have been about porn stars lately. I want to bump into Tory Lane while getting lunch

Otherwise, a pree-pregnancy Britney Spears.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Is Liberace still dead?

I'd blow him for one of those rhinestone-studded Cadillacs.

 

[bronzeage]

I wouldn't waste my pick on a celebrity. I would pick a woman from Lit.

OK, several women. Can I keep picking till I find one that says yes?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I wouldn't waste my pick on a celebrity. I would pick a woman from Lit.

OK, several women. Can I keep picking till I find one that says yes?

Better send those picks in PMs, or the one who might have said "yes" could turn to a no after seeing how far down the list she was

 

[Liar]

Eva Mendez, in the library, with the candlestick.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Most of my fantasies involve gay porn stars and athletes, not actors. I want to be sandwiched in between footballers Wayne Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo. I'm greedy, huh? My celebrity chef fantasies are probably well known. I have a thing for Mario Batali and Tony Bourdain. As for the ladies, I'm so crushed out on singer Corinne Bailey Rae at the moment.


Oh, here's a link to my old celebrity fantasies thread. It's pretty freakin' funny.

 

[Guest]

Kate Beckinsale, Claude Cocteau, and especially dirty fantasies about Rachel Weisz lately.

 

[rgraham666]

I gave up on celebrity fantasies after I met Neko Case.

She's got a lovely voice, and she's drop dead gorgeous.

But you wouldn't believe how pussy whipped her husband is. Brrr.

 

[rachlou]

Ewan Magregor.. pwoarrrr... *drools* That man is so sexy it's illegal.

 

[ungenderless]

Is it weird that i don't have any celebrity fantasies? Nor have I ever?

 

[Just-Legal]

Alan Rickman, especially if I can collar him on the set of Harry Potter. I have NOOOOOO idea why him as Snape gets me but it sure as hell does.

>> FIC IDEA! <<

*cough*

I also have a Kate Winslet fetish. So sue me.

 

[Guest]

Alan Rickman, especially if I can collar him on the set of Harry Potter. I have NOOOOOO idea why him as Snape gets me but it sure as hell does.

>> FIC IDEA! <<

*cough*

I also have a Kate Winslet fetish. So sue me.

Speaking of HP, I wouldn't mind taking the redheaded twins and teaching thema thing or two...

 

[Explaura]

I just had the nicest dream about James Iha.

Aparently he is in my subconcious.

So him.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Eva Mendez, in the library, with the candlestick.

Aw-RIGHT! Eva Mendez is one of our least-mined resources.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Alan Rickman, especially if I can collar him on the set of Harry Potter. I have NOOOOOO idea why him as Snape gets me but it sure as hell does.

You and me both..!

Also, I'd love to try if the rumours about Orlando Bloom is true - they say he's a great kisser, and I'm a sucker for men who know what to do with their lips and tongue...

 

[Quiet_Cool]

I've had odd cravings for Asia Argento lately, after seeing her in "Land of the Dead" for some strange reason.

Q_C

 

[FallingToFly]

I've had odd cravings for Asia Argento lately, after seeing her in "Land of the Dead" for some strange reason.

Q_C

QC! Where have you been?

My Litster fantasies just aren't complete until you show up.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Kate Beckinsale, Claude Cocteau, and especially dirty fantasies about Rachel Weisz lately.

Rachel Weisz is mine, damn it! Leave her alone.

 

[Misty_Morning]

Ann Coulter....What? She's really hot.

 

[rgraham666]

Ann Coulter....What? She's really hot.

Gag! Cough! Retch!

My fantasies about Ms. Coulter are more suited to Ted Bundy than the person I try to be.

 

[AchtungNight]

Sienna Guillory (the chick from Eragon) is looking pretty good to me right now.
Rachel Weisz and Kate Winslet are on my list too. As are all the girls who have starred or even been mentioned by name in my stories.