Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

This afternoon? You say that like it's only a one time occurrence

Usually he's nicer to me...

 

[keiffers]

He's got the "thing" and he does have the hots for me... but that's okay... we're working on his denial of it slowly... eventually he'll accept it and come to terms with it.

whatever! you are so full of sh*t

 

[Sprinkles22]

it's not a story you dork - it's a poster ....your little freak with no hair LOL

OH, talking about yourself, huh?

ROFLMFAO

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

it's not a story you dork - it's a poster ....your little freak with no hair LOL

Oh good grief... you know... I've long forgotten about him... perhaps you've attached yourself to him subconsiously and you didn't realize it.

 

[keiffers]

OH, talking about yourself, huh?

ROFLMFAO

hardly

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

OH, talking about yourself, huh?

ROFLMFAO

See... usually he's not so mean to me...

 

[Sprinkles22]

nope...I have a thing for you being my private nurse

Hmmm....let's see my private supplies consist of needles and catheters and bed restraints

 

[keiffers]

Hmmm....let's see my private supplies consist of needles and catheters and bed restraints

if someone comes near me with a catheter ever again I will beat the ever holy crap out of them LOL

 

[Sprinkles22]

He's got the "thing" and he does have the hots for me... but that's okay... we're working on his denial of it slowly... eventually he'll accept it and come to terms with it.

The first step to solving a problem is to admit you have one. C'mon Keiffers, work with me. Say "I have the hots for Red" ...... then the healing can begin.

 

[Sprinkles22]

See... usually he's not so mean to me...

KEIFFERS! Play nicely or else I'm gonna have to spank YOU!

 

[keiffers]

The first step to solving a problem is to admit you have one. C'mon Keiffers, work with me. Say "I have the hots for Red" ...... then the healing can begin.

I have the hots for Sprinkles

there ya happy LOL

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

The first step to solving a problem is to admit you have one. C'mon Keiffers, work with me. Say "I have the hots for Red" ...... then the healing can begin.

He'll just slip into denial... he did that the other day when we had this session of his need to possess... he did finally admit his problem, but he's regressed again.

 

[keiffers]

KEIFFERS! Play nicely or else I'm gonna have to spank YOU!

bring it!

 

[Sprinkles22]

if someone comes near me with a catheter ever again I will beat the ever holy crap out of them LOL

AWwww, c'mon darling, it only hurts for a moment

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I have the hots for Sprinkles

there ya happy LOL

Wow... Sprinkles... I think that about says it all.

 

[keiffers]

AWwww, c'mon darling, it only hurts for a moment

so what.....my urologist deserves an ass kicking for all that pain he put me through


and red remind me to put you on my block LOL

 

[Sprinkles22]

I have the hots for Sprinkles

there ya happy LOL

Are you gonna stalk me now?

 

[keiffers]

Are you gonna stalk me now?

can I?

 

[Sprinkles22]

Wow... Sprinkles... I think that about says it all.

Sorry to bump you out of top spot, Red. I'm sure you're heartbroken *lol*.

 

[Sprinkles22]

can I?

would my answer matter? hehehe

 

[keiffers]

would my answer matter? hehehe

I don't think you'd mind LOL

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Sorry to bump you out of top spot, Red. I'm sure you're heartbroken *lol*.

Yes... I hope I'll make it through the night

 

[Sprinkles22]

Yes... I hope I'll make it through the night

Silly girl http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/crazy/114.gif

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Silly girl http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/crazy/114.gif

lol... cute

 

[Fantazmaster]

Thanks for the kind reply!It is very much appreciated and I will take you up on your invitation as soon as I can.As they in the land of misguided English say
"Much You Very Thank!" and now back to assing paddles!

LOL... this is funny too Thanks for stopping by and posting fill free to chat anytime. Nice to meet you