Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[RedHairedandFriendly]

This is too funny. OMG the Gene pool needs a little Chlorine.

Jeans in your pool.. ?? Are you swimming naked again?

 

[Enji]

i'm dense?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

i'm dense?

huh??

 

[Enji]

lol meaning sometimes i don't get it right away..

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

lol meaning sometimes i don't get it right away..

Ah... I don't give it right away either

 

[Enji]

hey..but at least i have fun lol man i should sleep i'm tired like hell

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

hey..but at least i have fun lol man i should sleep i'm tired like hell

You should go rest.

 

[Enji]

should..but i think i'll poke you..poke poke plus i don't wanna lol..weird eh?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

should..but i think i'll poke you..poke poke plus i don't wanna lol..weird eh?

lol... It will take a lot more then that to poke me dear Not tired enough I guess. I've been there.

 

[vanelane]

Oh yes, please do... I'm thinking we need to include emails too... here's one I got the other day. It was a bit... ummm flattering hmm... maybe??

DEFINITELY BRILLIANT STORIES.STEAMING HOT AND VERY EXPLICIT.WONDER IF
IT IS BASE ON YOUR PERSONAL SEXUAL EXPERIENCE???.VERY REALISTIC.NEVER
FAILS TO TURN BOTH,MY BBWIFE AND ME ON.ALWAYS READING YOUR STORIES IN AN
EXTREME
STATE OF AROUSAL.MY HATS OFF TO YOU.BRAVO. XXX SIFA XXX


JUST LOVE YOUR BEAUTIFUL PICTURE THAT IS POSTED
TOGETHER WITH YOUR BIOS.I AM A'SUCKER'WHEN IT COMES
TO BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMAN LIKE YOU.HAVING ONE,MYSELF,
FOR A WIFE,I AM ALWAYS HARD AND HORNY AND READY TO
GIVE A GREAT FUCK EACH TIME I SAW OR MET ONE.
[WILL KEEP ON FUCKING YOU IN MY MIND WITH LOTS OF
LOVE ]

Oh my yes! Definitely we need to include emails! I'm sure he *thought* he was being very flattering. "will keep fucking you in my mind..." there's an image!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Oh my yes! Definitely we need to include emails! I'm sure he *thought* he was being very flattering. "will keep fucking you in my mind..." there's an image!

Now... now... let's not be hasty... Not every woman can make a man come just by having them look at their picture... and I don't even post naughty ones! LOL... I had one guy PM me and tell me he came all over my picture while it was on the monitor of his computer... I told him to grab some windex and clean up.

 

[vanelane]

Lol! Oh, I'm sure that was the response he was after!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Lol! Oh, I'm sure that was the response he was after!

I missed this ... lol... You think he wanted something else?? lol

 

[vanelane]

I missed this ... lol... You think he wanted something else?? lol

Well, I wouldn't really know; I've never had anybody tell me I made them mess up their monitor, but I rather imagine he was hoping you'd help him mess it up again. Silly boy.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Well, I wouldn't really know; I've never had anybody tell me I made them mess up their monitor, but I rather imagine he was hoping you'd help him mess it up again. Silly boy.

I have a feeling... If he still fills the need and he didn't find a new pic. he just saved the one from my profile. lol...

 

[Sprinkles22]

For all the bad PM lines we write about, I have to admit, THIS one is probably one of the sweetest I've ever gotten. It made me blush.

"Methinks anyone waking up in your critical care unit to your pretty face really would believe he is seeing an angel!!!"

 

[keiffers]

For all the bad PM lines we write about, I have to admit, THIS one is probably one of the sweetest I've ever gotten. It made me blush.

"Methinks anyone waking up in your critical care unit to your pretty face really would believe he is seeing an angel!!!"

hmmm no comment

heh heh heh

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

For all the bad PM lines we write about, I have to admit, THIS one is probably one of the sweetest I've ever gotten. It made me blush.

"Methinks anyone waking up in your critical care unit to your pretty face really would believe he is seeing an angel!!!"

That is nice. Yes... this thread is for those nice PM's also.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

hmmm no comment

heh heh heh

Then you have keiffers

 

[keiffers]

Then you have keiffers

HEY!! I AM angelic LOL

and be careful or else I'll find your 'FRIEND' online and have him come stalk you some more LOL

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

HEY!! I AM angelic LOL

and be careful or else I'll find your 'FRIEND' online and have him come stalk you some more LOL

You've already taken his place lol

Besides... he's freaky ... you wouldn't want me scared to post would you?

And...

Ohhhh your far from Angelic my dear ~

 

[keiffers]

You've already taken his place lol

Besides... he's freaky ... you wouldn't want me scared to post would you?

And...

Ohhhh your far from Angelic my dear ~

Sprinkles wants me, so I must be doing something angelic LOL

you? scared to post? not very likely! LOL

 

[Sprinkles22]

hmmm no comment

heh heh heh

HEY! What are you trying to say???? *lol* This poor guy doesn't know me well, does he?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Sprinkles wants me, so I must be doing something angelic LOL

you? scared to post? not very likely! LOL

I guess you should enjoy yourself then...

nope... I have yet had a man scare me from Lit.

 

[keiffers]

HEY! What are you trying to say???? *lol* This poor guy doesn't know me well, does he?

LOL uhmm something like that