Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[~Coquette~]

I'm doing ok. It's past midnight here.. Is it close where you are?

Yeah...about 12 minutes close....

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

HAPPY NEW YEAR ~

 

[vanelane]

Bump

Well, I just love this thread! I've seen several of the PMs I've gotten already listed on here. (I just read the whole thing.) Thanks for starting it RH&F; here's another post on your way to 1000.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Well, I just love this thread! I've seen several of the PMs I've gotten already listed on here. (I just read the whole thing.) Thanks for starting it RH&F; here's another post on your way to 1000.

Thank you ~ sorry you saw some you knew... Here are a dozen 's for you


I'm not sure what I'll do when I hit 1000... it was free kisses for the day, but heck only had to give out three perhaps I need to promise kisses and cop a feel too See who needs PM's they just have to be here when I hit 1000

 

[Nightbird]

Hello RH.. How goes it?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hello RH.. How goes it?

Very good. How about you?

 

[Nightbird]

Not too bad...

Whats new and exciting?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Not too bad...

Whats new and exciting?

New.. hmmm... ohhh just the usual... kids driving me batty, making me feel old. lol

Exciting.. hmmm... I'm slowly creeping to 1000 on this thread

 

[Nightbird]

Decided what to do when you reach it?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Decided what to do when you reach it?

Nope... thinkin' kissing and coppin' a feel... lol.

 

[Nightbird]

Well in that case feel away.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Well in that case feel away.

But I'm not on a thousand yet

 

[Nightbird]

Maybe you need to get in some practise?

But I'm not on a thousand yet

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Maybe you need to get in some practise?

You think so?

 

[Nightbird]

Well maybe not, I dunno. *shrug*...

Hows your weather?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Well maybe not, I dunno. *shrug*...

Hows your weather?

Hmm.. I do write alot of naughty stories

It is like spring here.

 

[Nightbird]

Naughty stories huh?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Naughty stories huh?

Yep.. written one or two

 

[Guest]

you know....i used to get almost thousands of IM on yahoo from horn-dog guys. it got so bad that i kept changing things around.

I hate this one: ASL
I used to tell them: it's in my profile
now i just ignore them because if they can't read then there's no point in talking to them

And this one: I love you pictures, wanna chat (or something to that effect)
Answer: What about?
Then they proceed to ask an anormous amount of sex questions
To which I reply: Find someone else to play with.

I could type out so many more and I have to say....all of them are annoying.
I can't even stick on the ignore feature for Yahoo because then they try to add me to their list which really pisses me off.

I just don't understand this behavior and I probably never will.


Love you red

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

you know....i used to get almost thousands of IM on yahoo from horn-dog guys. it got so bad that i kept changing things around.

I hate this one: ASL
I used to tell them: it's in my profile
now i just ignore them because if they can't read then there's no point in talking to them

And this one: I love you pictures, wanna chat (or something to that effect)
Answer: What about?
Then they proceed to ask an anormous amount of sex questions
To which I reply: Find someone else to play with.

I could type out so many more and I have to say....all of them are annoying.
I can't even stick on the ignore feature for Yahoo because then they try to add me to their list which really pisses me off.

I just don't understand this behavior and I probably never will.


Love you red

I think those men that send those are the kind most of us want to avoid. There are women out there that don't mind and welcome them. It is just so unfortunate that the men that are gentlemen have to put up with the nasty ones giving men a bad name.

What I find upsetting is the one I got last night.

He PM'd and the line he used was kind and sweet. I answered back to tell him thanks and how nice it was to read a pleasant PM.

Then he Pm'd back and asked me all that basic stuff that was in my profile. *sigh* That of course showed me he didn't bother, he didn't really care to take the time to look at it.

I told him that all that was in my profile and I like to chat in the threads so he could post there and talk to me.

He pm'd back.. I'll pop into the threads then. Then he wanted msn address and more info.

Again... I said. Read my profile and I get to know someone on the thread and then I thanked him. That was it finally.

I wasn't looking to cyber. I was in a good mood last night and his little hello was just nice and welcoming. But that second one... that just showed he didn't really care.

Thanks for coming in Delta

 

[vanelane]

Thank you ~ sorry you saw some you knew... Here are a dozen 's for you


I'm not sure what I'll do when I hit 1000... it was free kisses for the day, but heck only had to give out three perhaps I need to promise kisses and cop a feel too See who needs PM's they just have to be here when I hit 1000

Why thank you, ma'am! I'm sure you'll think of something fun for 1000.

I went searching for your stories; nice!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Why thank you, ma'am! I'm sure you'll think of something fun for 1000.

I went searching for your stories; nice!

Thanks for stopping in and saying hello. I'm glad you enjoyed a story or two. I'll think of something when the time comes (no not that kind )

 

[vanelane]

Thanks for stopping in and saying hello. I'm glad you enjoyed a story or two. I'll think of something when the time comes (no not that kind )

You're welcome. I'll be back to check on your progress (and share the next lame PM that shows up.)

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

You're welcome. I'll be back to check on your progress (and share the next lame PM that shows up.)

Oh yes, please do... I'm thinking we need to include emails too... here's one I got the other day. It was a bit... ummm flattering hmm... maybe??

DEFINITELY BRILLIANT STORIES.STEAMING HOT AND VERY EXPLICIT.WONDER IF
IT IS BASE ON YOUR PERSONAL SEXUAL EXPERIENCE???.VERY REALISTIC.NEVER
FAILS TO TURN BOTH,MY BBWIFE AND ME ON.ALWAYS READING YOUR STORIES IN AN
EXTREME
STATE OF AROUSAL.MY HATS OFF TO YOU.BRAVO. XXX SIFA XXX


JUST LOVE YOUR BEAUTIFUL PICTURE THAT IS POSTED
TOGETHER WITH YOUR BIOS.I AM A'SUCKER'WHEN IT COMES
TO BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMAN LIKE YOU.HAVING ONE,MYSELF,
FOR A WIFE,I AM ALWAYS HARD AND HORNY AND READY TO
GIVE A GREAT FUCK EACH TIME I SAW OR MET ONE.
[WILL KEEP ON FUCKING YOU IN MY MIND WITH LOTS OF
LOVE ]

 

[Guest]

I think those men that send those are the kind most of us want to avoid. There are women out there that don't mind and welcome them. It is just so unfortunate that the men that are gentlemen have to put up with the nasty ones giving men a bad name.

What I find upsetting is the one I got last night.

He PM'd and the line he used was kind and sweet. I answered back to tell him thanks and how nice it was to read a pleasant PM.

Then he Pm'd back and asked me all that basic stuff that was in my profile. *sigh* That of course showed me he didn't bother, he didn't really care to take the time to look at it.

I told him that all that was in my profile and I like to chat in the threads so he could post there and talk to me.

He pm'd back.. I'll pop into the threads then. Then he wanted msn address and more info.

Again... I said. Read my profile and I get to know someone on the thread and then I thanked him. That was it finally.

I wasn't looking to cyber. I was in a good mood last night and his little hello was just nice and welcoming. But that second one... that just showed he didn't really care.

Thanks for coming in Delta

been there, done that and your welcome, love