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I stole this from Eilan but it fits here..

The best way not to get any

10) Misspell most if not all of your message and/or use all capitals.
9) Be as profane and vulgar as you can upon first contact.
8) Sound absolutely desperate to get laid.
7) Talk about your ex or current girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, or wife in every email, conversation, or chat. Don't forget to mention how many times they did (or do) you wrong.
6) While chatting beg for oral sex, but be sure to let your potential partner know you willnot be reciprocating or kissing them afterwards.
5) Ask for advice about the rash you have on your gentials that won't go away.
4) Instead of meeting and talking at a resturant, park or other neutral public place, insist on meeting in the parking lot in front one of these places. Preferably after dark, park next to each other and talk from the windows of your cars so there is less time wasted to get to the motel.
3) Do not read the person you are contacting's profile. After all you will change their mind.
2) when chatting online make sure to talk about all of the ways you want your potential partner to perform sexually for you, no matter what the conversation is/was at the time. Keep at it.
1) Lie about everything no matter how unimportant.
 
Nightbird said:
I stole this from Eilan but it fits here..

The best way not to get any

10) Misspell most if not all of your message and/or use all capitals.
9) Be as profane and vulgar as you can upon first contact.
8) Sound absolutely desperate to get laid.
7) Talk about your ex or current girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, or wife in every email, conversation, or chat. Don't forget to mention how many times they did (or do) you wrong.
6) While chatting beg for oral sex, but be sure to let your potential partner know you willnot be reciprocating or kissing them afterwards.
5) Ask for advice about the rash you have on your gentials that won't go away.
4) Instead of meeting and talking at a resturant, park or other neutral public place, insist on meeting in the parking lot in front one of these places. Preferably after dark, park next to each other and talk from the windows of your cars so there is less time wasted to get to the motel.
3) Do not read the person you are contacting's profile. After all you will change their mind.
2) when chatting online make sure to talk about all of the ways you want your potential partner to perform sexually for you, no matter what the conversation is/was at the time. Keep at it.
1) Lie about everything no matter how unimportant.
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I knew there was some reason my way wasn't working ;)

Thanks for sharing :kiss: :D

Good evening to you. :D
 
Thanks.. Its not doing what I need it to though which kinda pisses me off.
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Well that makes two of us, cuz I don't know how either..

Hmmm stupid LIT!
 
It's funny....in IM's...all men seem to be tall...tan...well built...and hung....weird.....
 
Go figure eh Coquette?

All women have the figure of a Barbi Doll and want to do nothing but serve my every wish in my PM's.

:rolleyes:
 
Nightbird said:
Go figure eh Coquette?

All women have the figure of a Barbi Doll and want to do nothing but serve my every wish in my PM's.

:rolleyes:
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HAHA! Really now....those liars!
 
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