Your bed ritual.

[Black_Bird]

Do you masturbate before falling to sleep? Do you check all the windows and doors before tuckign yourself in? I want to know your bedtime ritual. I'll check this thread in the morning.

Good night.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Hmmm... I feed the dogs, cats, fish and iguana, check the horses, take off my jammies, brush my teeth, kiss the kids and make sure they're covered up, sit in my great great grandmother's rocking chair and read a book til i'm nearly asleep, and then curl under my comforter with the windows open and sleep.

I don't check my doors or my windows, because I rarely, if ever, lock them. I do make sure the shotgun is loaded this time of year just in case the resident cougar decides my horses look tasty.

 

[heterotic]

I usually lift the covers. Sometimes I omit that part if I'm especially tired.

 

[Tribbin]

Get naked, brush my teeth, and then take a shower. Dry off, put on some pj's and then read in bed until i get tired.

 

[mistressastra]

Ahhh bedtime

For me depends on if I am alone or with someone.

With hubby we would lie in bed and give each rubdowns, very soothing after hard workdays. Then he would nod off while I watched TV. He had to get up earlier. He didn't like nighttime sex. :-(

Since I am alone now, I usually chat with my best friend til 1am and then check doors, do my nightly skincare and watch "Cheers" before going to sleep. *yawn* Sounds dull here lol.

 

[AzureAngel]

I move my crap off the bed (anything particularly hard, like a box).. and... fall.

Then tell myself that I'm going to realize it's a dream. I'm on a lucid dream kick lately.

 

[amiss]

Before I get naked...

Depends which house I'm in.
House: Generally, check front door is locked and most lights are off.
Bathroom: Wash face, brush teeth, braid hair, etc.
Bedroom: Strip naked. Clean off/push over stuff so there's enough room on bed for me to fit. Set alarm. Set IM's to proper mode, or log off. Climb into bed. Turn off light. Depending on my mood, sometimes masturbate, sometimes not. (Sometimes occurs before the "climb into bed" step, when I'm passing the computer.) Sleep.

 

[SXCRgirl]

Brush my teeth, wash my face and moisturize! Check my alarm and then I get naked and climb into bed, lay on my left side to fall asleep. Can't fall asleep on my right side... Then, if that doesn't work, fantasize about my favorite fantasy and masturbate. Then it's off to dreamland for me.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Well now that depends on whether I'm at my place or my SO's place.. if I'm at my place, I watch TV until about 10, go and wash my face, brush my teeth, maybe have a bath, put on moisturizer, lipgloss, set my alarm, take a swig of water, and then get into bed, only to get up around 100 to go watch Yes Minister and Rocky and Bullwinkle with the village intellects who live in my dorm.

If I'm at my SO's place, we usually watch tv, or I watch tv and he plays a computer game until about 11, or sometimes (he adds irritatingly) he watches TV while I Lit away.. then we get to bed, sometimes read, sometimes don't, I moisturize my face and his, I put lipgloss on both of us, we turn of the light and go for a tumble, and then go to bed.

That's me (us!)
Cheers

 

[amelia]

bedtime at amelia's house...

brush my hair...wash my face...brush and floss my teeth...get a glass of water...do a little yoga...check all the locks...feed the cat...check all the locks again..<it's rough livin in cracktown>...i'd say get naked..but if i'm home..i'm naked...climb into bed..masturbate more nights then not...and drift off to sleep...

 

[Liontamr]

get up, strip and spend last few moments naked walking around the apartment... lock the door completly... finish surfing net and/or chatting... brush teeth... clean face... realize I wanted to check my e-mail or go through Lit one last time... turn off coumputer... turn off all the lights... Slide into bed and turn lamp on... check clock, make sure it's saying the right time that the alarm is set for the right time and that the alarm will go off...

then either...

read through the latest magazine or book I bought (btw, reading "Notes From A Big Country" by Bill Bryson right now. Great reading and a very interesting perspective on American living)... get past a chapter or article... turn off light... double check the alarm clock and make sure the radio station I'm on is loud enough... fall asleep

or...

read through stories I've printed off Lit and left beside my bed and/or think about a cute as hell woman I know or have met or have dated... turn off light... masturbate... just before falling asleep, check alarm clock again... fall asleep

 

[MechaBlade]

Play some computer games, brush my teeth, sometimes floss, get in bed. If no one is home, jack off instead of games. (I have to accomplish something every day, or the day is worthless).

 

[dreamer]

I move my crap off the bed (anything particularly hard, like a box).. and... fall.

Then tell myself that I'm going to realize it's a dream. I'm on a lucid dream kick lately.

Lucid dreaming...isn't it great?!

 

[Wiggles]

Brush my teeth, wash my face, comb my hair.

Turn off the T.V. and all the lights. Double check the front door locks.

Give bf a kiss, turn off his desk light. Take off at least one article of clothing (the norm.) and snuggle into my comforter.

Check the alarm clock, make sure it's on and set to the correct time. Ask bf to turn down the sound on his computer. Put a pillow over my eyes, an arm over the pillow, and drift off to sleep.

Get woken up around four a.m. when bf comes to bed. Grumble, moan, bitch. Snuggle under bf's arm. And fall asleep again.

 

[juicylips]

Strip.

Brush teeth.

Wash face.

Slide between the soft sheets.

I don't lock my doors. No one can find me out here.

JL

 

[Rambrat]

lock doors

brush teeth

slide between sheets

click on TV


watch mindless drivel to get ideas for Lit posts


I jerk off in the morning

 

[seXieleXie]

hmm... my nightly ritual...

click out of lit
put up away messages on yahoo and AIM
put on pajamas
brush teeth/wash face
lock door (if i'm at my parents house i do the windows too, but i'm on the 4th floor here)
double check alarm clock
turn off lights
get under covers

 

[Cupids Fool]

Trying to persuade the damn dog that it is MY bed not his...lol

 

[shynsexy]

take a bath, then shower to rinse off, bring the phone to my bed, lock all the doors, cover the kids up (again) and fall fast asleep...usually

 

[KillerMuffin]

1. Take medication
2. Try not to puke.
3. Consider showering.
4. Wash my face.
5. Reconsider showering.
6. Brush teeth.
7. Floss.
8. Look at the shower and decide against it.
9. Throw my clothes on the floor.
10. Argue with el Stud about whether or not he can have the light on.
11. El stud leaves and I get the bed.
12. Kick the dogs off the bed.
13. Get comfortable.
14. Kick the dogs back off the bed again.
15. Get comfortable.
16. Tell el Stud where he left {insert missing article here}.
17. Shut my eyes to drift off.
18. Get up in exasperation and find {insert missing article here} because he can't follow simple directions.
19. Argue about whether or not I can walk around the house naked in the middle of the night.
20. Get back in bed.
21. Shove all the dogs off, even the chihuahua-yeti and kick them out of the room and shut the door.
22. Stare at the ceiling.
23. Orgasm because it puts me to sleep and kills the frustration.
24. Drift off.
25. Get up to check to see if I took my medication.
26. Stand in the kitchen naked, trying to figure out if I took it or not.
27. Realize the fucking window is open.
28. Make a quick decision based on the number of glasses in the sink and either re-take the medication, or go back to bed.
29. Lay in bed for a while.
30. Get up and hang out at Lit until the Stud goes to bed, too.
31. Nunyadamnbidness.

This is a nightly thing.

 

[perks]

muffie,I'm in awe of your editing.

 

[Black_Bird]

Damn... people actually posted to this thread? Huh...
KM, it sounds like you don't sleep much. *chuckles*
Hello to all the new people I haven't seen before.

Me? I brush my teeth, turn off my computer, take all the stuff off bed and put it away. Then, I think of some beautiful lady and stroke until I spurt. Some time after that, I fall asleep.

 

[amelia]

B_B

saw that shower pic of you on the other thread...you are really...ummm..nice looking.....i know other people have told you that..but....wow...nice..

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: B_B

saw that shower pic of you on the other thread...you are really...ummm..nice looking.....i know other people have told you that..but....wow...nice..

Um... You too.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Shower pic?