"your Ad Here"

[Never]

Laurel, are you really offering your signature space up for sale?
What's the going rate?
Do you get a percentage of any revenues I generate with your ad?

This is the signature I'm hoping for:
Never is tha Bomb.

So...
Have your people call my people?

 

[Adoratrice]

Never is tha Bomb.


So does this mean your date went well?

 

[Laurel]

Laurel, are you really offering your signature space up for sale?

I dunno...maybe I'll auction it off...where's our auctioneer lavy?

And spill the beans on your date. Did you wear the thong & pasties?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Re: Re: "your Ad Here"

And spill the beans on your date. Did you wear the thong & pasties?

I wanna know... too

 

[Never]

Yeah, um, date.
Not quite a date - more of an unfulfilled self-delusion. My pride is being dragged through the mud but, unfortunately, proud flesh is still flesh.
My 'date' never happened. I'd rather not go into detail; there's no reason for the board to know what an idiot I am.

 

[Laurel]

That sucks! For that, you get my sig line for a week.

 

[Laurel]

Someone think up a contest. The winner gets my sig line for a month. They can write whatever they want in it (2 line maximum).

 

[Laurel]

Nevah - you have PM (not PMS).

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I want to go for

I want Never. Never for me, Never for breakfast, Never for tea. I want Never, Never for me.