Young STUD Seeks Mature Female

[SwiftStudly]

Hey All ,
I am a attractive 33 year old man .
I have an athletic build standing 6' tall 180 pounds. See my user profile for more info on me.
I am searching for erotic minded Caucasian women to collaborate with on erotic stories/audio stories.
Jingle my bells if your interested

 

[ChloeTzang]

Hey All ,
I am a attractive 33 year old man .
I have an athletic build standing 6' tall 180 pounds. See my user profile for more info on me.
I am searching for erotic minded Caucasian women to collaborate with on erotic stories/audio stories.
Jingle my bells if your interested

Alas, I signally fail the application criteria.

 

[SimonDoom]

Hey All ,
I am a attractive 33 year old man .
I have an athletic build standing 6' tall 180 pounds. See my user profile for more info on me.
I am searching for erotic minded Caucasian women to collaborate with on erotic stories/audio stories.
Jingle my bells if your interested

Not to be too cheeky about it, but when I started reading this message I thought you were directing it to HeyAll, the author.

He's not, however, quite your type, I think.

 

[SimonDoom]

Alas, I signally fail the application criteria.

Don't feel too bad. I'm sure you'd have no shortage of offers here to jingle your bells, if you wanted to take that sleigh ride.

 

[Lori_the_Hoosier]

Alas, I signally fail the application criteria.

Me too, darn it, just can't seem to catch a break...

 

[ElectricBlue]

Hey All ,
I am a attractive 33 year old man .
I have an athletic build standing 6' tall 180 pounds. See my user profile for more info on me.
I am searching for erotic minded Caucasian women to collaborate with on erotic stories/audio stories.
Jingle my bells if your interested

I think you need to pop this into Personals or the Roleplay Forum. I'm not sure your targetting is quite right for this forum .

 

[ChloeTzang]

Don't feel too bad. I'm sure you'd have no shortage of offers here to jingle your bells, if you wanted to take that sleigh ride.

Rein it in deer, before I sleigh someone. them bells ain’t jingling.

 

[Lori_the_Hoosier]

Rein it in deer, before I sleigh someone. them bells ain’t jingling.

I think the Easter Punny just got here early...

 

[SimonDoom]

I think the Easter Punny just got here early...

Careful or she'll start in with Hoosier jokes.

Did you ever read Kurt Vonnegut's Cat's Cradle? That was my first exposure to the term "Hoosier."

 

[Lori_the_Hoosier]

Careful or she'll start in with Hoosier jokes.

Did you ever read Kurt Vonnegut's Cat's Cradle? That was my first exposure to the term "Hoosier."

'Sokay, every hoosier I ever met's a joke. Never read Kurt Vonnegut, but I did try and watch a movie adaptation of 'Slaughterhouse-Five' by i have no idea who, but after a while I reckoned the director was even more stoned than me because it rapidly made no sense and I lost the plot entirely; all I remember, and I can't get this out of my head, was that the female lead was called Montana Wildhack, which was one hella crazy name for someone in my condition to remember when I watched the movie. Never forgotten that name...

 

[Rustyoznail]

When I first saw Lori_the_Hoosier, I thought she was round and black and raced down drag strips...

I've seen Hoosier tyres on race cars.

 

[TxRad]

When I first saw Lori_the_Hoosier, I thought she was round and black and raced down drag strips...

I've seen Hoosier tyres on race cars.

Uh, If I'm not mistaken, Hoosier tires are made in Arkansas.

 

[Handley_Page]

Uh, If I'm not mistaken, Hoosier tires are made in Arkansas.

Do please tell me.
What's the connection between Arkansas and Indiana ?

 

[TxRad]

Do please tell me.
What's the connection between Arkansas and Indiana ?

Interstate 30? Heck if I know.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Since when did this become a dating site?

 

[Lori_the_Hoosier]

Do please tell me.
What's the connection between Arkansas and Indiana ?

Likewise, heck if I know; I'm only a Hoosier because I was dragged there as a kid, I'm a Pua Alo'alo from Hawaii, born in Waipahu, Ewa District, Honolulu