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superlittlegirl

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I was on an IM with a casual acquaintance (RL) and the conversation was very tame. Suddenly, he started telling me to do things to myself, and I thought to myself "well why the hell not?"

I got out the lube. I got out the vibrator, dildoes, and plugs. You never know what you might need, ya know.... All of this while still maintaining the thread of conversation...

I started telling him about my toys, and about the plug I was lubing and putting in my ass....

And he typed "I think I just came a gallon! Good night.....!"

And then he was gone. I didn't even type six lines of smut before he blew his load, and then he just rolled over, in a sense.

I got all dressed up with nowhere to go, essentially. Of course, I just finished myself off, so it's not like a nagging desire anymore, but I'm still a little puzzled. I've never had anything like that happen to me before, ever.

--Freya
 
ROFLMAO!

Oh my goodness!

At least you know now never to make him a RL lover, right! ;)
 
Well. I have to agree with both Black_Bird and red_rose. You must feel pretty crappy, and he should feel equally crappy for that little maneuver.
 
The funny thing is, that earlier in the conversation we had arranged to do a MFMF foursome on Thursday night (the lady has never had a woman and I was gonna get her lesbo cherry). But now, I'm obviously having second thoughts. Better to know ahead of time.... I'm a little disappointed, though, because I was kind of looking forward to it.


red_rose said:
ROFLMAO!

Oh my goodness!

At least you know now never to make him a RL lover, right! ;)
 
You know... I'm sure there are plenty of guys here that would be *glad* to finish his job. :D
 
You're a riot.....

...grrl.

Enjoyed bumping into this thread; a great giggle.

Happy Whatever Day;
Lance
 
I feel pretty okay, actually. I mean, the idea of it all got me juiced enough that I could really enjoy my masturbation (even if he didn't participate.) In fact, I'm kind of glad I was able to just concentrate on myself instead of having to try to type and do it all at once. i dunno if I'm that coordinated.

I don't really feel rejected, just slightly amused.


Allexus_TN said:
Well. I have to agree with both Black_Bird and red_rose. You must feel pretty crappy, and he should feel equally crappy for that little maneuver.
 
superlittlegirl said:
The funny thing is, that earlier in the conversation we had arranged to do a MFMF foursome on Thursday night (the lady has never had a woman and I was gonna get her lesbo cherry). But now, I'm obviously having second thoughts. Better to know ahead of time.... I'm a little disappointed, though, because I was kind of looking forward to it.




Go there for the woman. You and her have your fun and as soon as the both of you are satisfied say your really tired and leave.
 
Really you deserve a guy with some

Endurance

But hey, you have to admit the guy had balls. Huge ones. My hats off to you for playing along! I wish there were more women that were willing to just say "what the hell" It'd make my life a lot easier, by the way what's your IM handle? ;)
 
Poor sweetie, all lubed up and no one to finish the sensual things we are all thinking we would like to do to you. ;)
 
This is a job for the women, Black Bird.

Well, I never! That would be my response, and it would be the last to the fool man who treated you so poorly, Freya.
 
I should clarify

He's no one from Literotica. I'm sure no one here would do anything like that, and I just wanted you to know he's not one of us.
 
If you want to think positive, maybe the poor guy just hadn't gotten off in the past week and would have popped if a pretty girl so much as winked at him. Otherwise, it just plain sucks to be friends with a minute man.... *shrug*
 
You know, I just might do that. I do like initiating new ones into the Pussy-Cult; I think it's important. :D :devil:

SleepingWarrior said:



Go there for the woman. You and her have your fun and as soon as the both of you are satisfied say your really tired and leave.
 
'Tis a sad, sad case of an appalling deficiency of proper social skills. A gentleman should always let the lady cum first. Everybody knows that! :D

(Young men just don't know ...)
 
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i'm ashamed for our whole gender sometimes...

That DOES sound a bit...premature

And thoughtless! Of course, my viewpoint is no longer strictly male. i have been formally adopted as an honorary female, since i let my male option lapse.

Pretty good thing too, i'll have to be at least an adopted woman to realize my life's dream.

i want to be a Lesbian! *dreamy sigh*

Better luck next time slg...SAY! You're bi aren't you? hmmm

*wheels begin to whir*

i'm a big fan of yours BTW,
 
You're right, Ruby. I really don't know what I'll say to him when I see him in RL next time. I wonder if he'll be embarassed or even remember? Or even know that what he did was heinous?


Rubyfruit said:
This is a job for the women, Black Bird.

Well, I never! That would be my response, and it would be the last to the fool man who treated you so poorly, Freya.
 
YogiBare said:
'Tis a sad, sad case of an appalling deficiency of proper social skills. A gentleman should always let the lady cum first. Everybody knows that! :D
You are such the gentleman Yogi..... :rose: :kiss: :rose:
 
Re: Really you deserve a guy with some

Nathan,

Here's the rub. I NEVER cyber with guys. It's just not something I do. And on the one occasion that I said "what the hell," this hapened. That's bad. Very very bad. I did think he had balls when he started it, and I went with it out of curiosity, but methinks that his balls were overfull.


Bad Nathan said:
Endurance

But hey, you have to admit the guy had balls. Huge ones. My hats off to you for playing along! I wish there were more women that were willing to just say "what the hell" It'd make my life a lot easier, by the way what's your IM handle? ;)
 
superlittlegirl said:
You know, I just might do that. I do like initiating new ones into the Pussy-Cult; I think it's important. :D :devil:


i bet you're a great teacher
 
I have to agree, got to let the lady cum first, then second, then third and the next seven or eight times. After all, you want her to really really remember you.

Sheesh, some guys.
 
superlittlegirl said:
I was on an IM with a casual acquaintance (RL) and the conversation was very tame.
...earlier in the conversation we had arranged to do a MFMF foursome on Thursday night...
Your definition and my definition of "tame" are way different. :D
 
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