You think you're a thread stealer?

[Gilly Bean]

Nobody can steal threads like... well, i can't do it very well, but when I do, watch out! Now, I dare you to steal this thread.

 

[Guest]

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

So anyway, I was home whacking off one night and the Miller Lite girls showed up at my door. Their car broke down in the rain and they wanted to use the phone. Since they were all wet, they asked if they could dry their clothes....

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Patryn is a troll.

 

[acitore_vuli]

.

 

[bknight2602]

*grinning at the thoughts*

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

When I told them I didn't have anything they could wear, they said "That's ok" and started to undress....

 

[Gilly Bean]

Undressing is fun, cause I get to show off my red thong

 

[Romial]

Undressing is fun, cause I get to show off my red thong

Just your thong?

 

[QuickDuck]

Just your thong?

*singing* mother do you think she'll drop the thong?

 

[Gilly Bean]

Just your thong?

Well, among other-



wait, you didn't steal my thread properly!

 

[Mia62]

Is this a *bratcat* thread?

 

[Gilly Bean]

How do freaks and geeks reproduce cool things?

 

[Guest]

How do freaks and geeks reproduce cool things?

In the ice-box?

 

[HeavyStick]

My pee hole needs licked.

 

[Gilly Bean]

So, this one time, at band camp... oh, wait, you were there.

 

[Romial]

Well, among other-



wait, you didn't steal my thread properly!

Hmmm...damn.

Among other things huh? I don't belive ya.

 

[Gilly Bean]

I like chocolate doughnuts. They're good.

 

[Romial]

I like chocolate doughnuts. They're good.

I like women. They're good...mostly.

 

[sterlingclay]

They keep saying the right person will come along. I think mine got hit by a truck.

 

[Gilly Bean]

I drove a truck once, it was nice and big. I want a truck.

 

[OldestMotive]

One day, this truck driver gave me her red thong.

 

[Gilly Bean]

There was this one time, when I was out of my mind, that I started sending people my panties. Weird, huh?

 

[Pagliacci]

Is this a *bratcat* thread?

Pay attention Mia,all threads are *Bratcat* threads,this has been investigated and found to be true.

 

[OldestMotive]

Were they red?