You think that a woman of the XIX can pursue and finally catch a male offender ?.

[Mr Noone]

Why the fuck is there a Kansas City in Missouri? There's no New York, New Jersey.

There is a town called West New York, New Jersey, in Hudson County, just across the river from NYC. There's also a section of Brooklyn called East New York.

 

[Messier82]

No, seriously, Kansas City jokes don't need explaining, especially if they're meth or evolution related.

Actually, they do. Posted on behalf of The Rest Of The World

 

[Messier82]

There is a town called West New York, New Jersey, in Hudson County, just across the river from NYC. There's also a section of Brooklyn called East New York.

I live in the north of England, near me there is Washington (ancestral home of George), Philadelphia and New York. Sometimes at work, I drive near to Boston.

 

[Everyday_Man]

Fuck skirts, if I ever get chased down by a woman, she better be wearing this outfit.

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11118/111184265/4254857-silk-spectre-ii-watchmen-22552461-2000-1339.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

Dead skunk is a KCK delicacy.

AJ's freezer on the back porch is stuffed full of them.

 

[Palamino19]

Actually, they do. Posted on behalf of The Rest Of The World

We invented google so we wouldn't have to explain American things to people in obscure countries we can't find on maps, or island countries that insist on having queens. It's saved us a lot of time that we now use worrying about exactly what legal scenario will produce miners marrying armadillos.

 

[Palamino19]

To clarify, in the nineties, Kansas City, in general, and Kansas City, Kansas, specifically, had a bad meth problem. Then they banned evolution in schools (or was it that they had to teach evolution and creationism, can't remember) so Jesus destroyed the meth lords and made them burn in hell with the fornicators and people who eat shellfish on Saturday.

In the interrum, there was a thread on here which mentioned trucks and Kansas.

Which brings us to this prestigious time and place known as today.

 

[Palamino19]

The common point here is that Jesus also chased the meth lords wearing a dress, because Jesus doesn't wear pants.

 

[Saint Peter]

And the world is 6000 years old.

Only slightly older than the Chiefs play book.

 

[Messier82]

To clarify, in the nineties, Kansas City, in general, and Kansas City, Kansas, specifically, had a bad meth problem. Then they banned evolution in schools (or was it that they had to teach evolution and creationism, can't remember) so Jesus destroyed the meth lords and made them burn in hell with the fornicators and people who eat shellfish on Saturday.

In the interrum, there was a thread on here which mentioned trucks and Kansas.

Which brings us to this prestigious time and place known as today.

Much obliged sir, thank you.
I does worry me greatly that a country with so much money, power and so many WMD has such a problem with the concept of evolution. Fortunately our politicians only become concerned with issues connected to The Man Upstairs after they leave office.

 

[Messier82]

And the world is 6000 years old.

Yeah, pity about all those pesky fossils eh?