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You six-titted little bitch, I'll duct-tape your feet together.

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The pooch who pretends she can barely walk because of her arthritus has been lost and found today and put me through hell. Left the back door open so she could enjoy the sunny weather. Someone opened the gate while i was working (either a meter reader or the mysterious visitor who leaves pez dispensers in my yard and sliced cheese on my car - and Miss Oh-My-Ancient-Legs-Are-Sore, Please-Carry-Me vanished. Hours of searching and crying and hysterical phone calls to friends later, she saunters home smelling like a dumpster and smiling.

I'd kill her, but that would be counter-productive. Going to hug her some more instead. Meanwhile, I've planned the ultimate punishment: made an appointment for her at The Dog from Ipanema tomorrow for a bath and the dreaded toenail trimming.

Take that, dogface.
 
shereads said:
She is, and I don't know where she gets that attitude.
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hrm

you know how they say that dog owners look alot like their dogs
 
vella_ms said:
hrm

you know how they say that dog owners look alot like their dogs
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Aside from ears that dangle in our bowls when we drink water, there's not much physical resemblance.
 
If pet owners look like their pets, I'm just trying to imagine sher with six tits.
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
If pet owners look like their pets, I'm just trying to imagine sher with six tits.
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It's the tail that has me intrigued. Isn't it always?
 
Pets and women. They always make you worried sick, yet, you can't help forgiving them.
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
If pet owners look like their pets, I'm just trying to imagine sher with six tits.
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According to an old friend, the ideal woman would have three: the usual two and one in the back, "for dancing."
 
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