"You Sexy Bitch"

[Frimost]

Last night I went to a strip-club for the very first time, for those of you in the Chicagoland area it was Dancers. When I walked in the door a mostly naked woman on the floor came up to me and hugged me and whispered that (the title of the thread) into my ear. lol

How come women can get away with so much more than men can? One snippety stripper was fucking mean to me when I slid the money into her garter just because the fingers made contact with her skin on the outer thigh while doing so (all the others were cool about it and even said thank-you and smiled). Allegedly from what I heard from a friend she is rude because she is on crack. Anyway, later on that night a lesbian or bisexual woman came with a guy or two and went pretty wild and put a dollar between her tits and came to the platform so the stripper could pull it out of her bust with her mouth. My friend was all over that getting a good look because she was right nest to him when it happened! lol Anyway, he said she even grabbed her (the strippers) tits and stuff, if I had tried that I would have gotten my ass thrown out so quick....

It must be good to be a (pretty) woman. /sigh

Damn that was cool but the whole time it was also a frustrating nasty tease and an exercise in self-control. All the men there just saw them as pussy and all the strippers just saw us as $ signs, yet they all pretend that they know and care about each other. Weird. A strange game with allot of conflicting emotions, seeing grade A pussy and beautiful, athletic, talented, proud, sexy women but knowing that you are just a walking Benjamin Franklin to them no matter what they say to you when they cozy on up next to you to try haggling and negotiating a massage or lap-dance.

Between the hooters the other night, the strippers last night, the porn magazines in between and the porn movies afterwards and not being able to do anything about it until now because a friend was staying over know I really know what blue-balls feels like. Lol

I wonder what they were thinking about in their pole-dancing routines?

 

[His_kitty]

I wonder what they were thinking about in their pole-dancing routines?

"These fucking shoes are killing my damn feet"

 

[April]

They were thinking about how they hate their job, and the laundry they have to do when they get home. Thinking about cleaning the house because family is coming over. And wishing the guys would stop looking at them like a piece of meat. Drooling too.

You know, regular stuff.

 

[perks]

A woman always has better luck at a strip club than any man would.

It's good for business, and for the most part, not threatening.

 

[EarthWind]

I wonder what they were thinking about in their pole-dancing routines?

a) are my hands sweaty?? I hope I dont fall off

b) i bet i can get at least a 50$ off that guy

c) i need to pick up some milk later

d) damn, broke a nail

and

e) why did i pick this song? i hate this song!!

hee hee.. sorry, just my little joke...

really tho... dont tell anyone this, but most of the dancers up there are doing it because it pays, not because they like it...

the rare case... maybe one or two, are doing it because they love to dance and/or they love the attention (like me)

 

[Lasher]

Ok, couple of tips for ya, Sparky.

Straight women go to strip clubs with men. Couples do funny things. Some day you'll have a girlfriend and find that out... Hopefully.

Second, if you're feeling "emotions" at a strip club stay away, lol. It's just not the place for you till you grow up a little.

Oh, and it sounds like your masturbation skills suck.

 

[His_kitty]

I wonder what they were thinking about in their pole-dancing routines?

"I hope that this time I don't get pole burn"






Okay I'll stop now. lol



I will say this though... I've always wanted to go to a strip club and not the male stripper variety either. But around here you need a male escort to get in.

Anyone planning a trip to WV soon? lol

 

[April]

Something that just occurred to me: grade A pussy. Just what the hell is that? And do we really want to see grade Z pussy? Ewwww.

I find the whole concept of grading pussy derogatory and insulting. Maybe we should start grading cocks.

 

[perks]

Maybe we should start grading cocks.

wait, start?

 

[Weevil]

They were thinking about how they hate their job, and the laundry they have to do when they get home. Thinking about cleaning the house because family is coming over. And wishing the guys would stop looking at them like a piece of meat. Drooling too.

You know, regular stuff.

Being a stripper and having a problem with being viewed as "a piece of meat" is like a doctor saying "Why do people always bother me with their problems when they're sick?"

 

[perks]

I don't know a stripper in the business who has said, "I wish they would stop looking at me like that"

They want to be looked at like that, so they can make their money. Are you kidding?

And they're thinking, how can I make those guys give me more money.

 

[April]

wait, start?

Yes. Publicly, loudly, obnoxiously. Remark loudly to our friends "Hey, that looks like a grade C cock. Pass on that one."

 

[lovetoread]

Yes. Publicly, loudly, obnoxiously. Remark loudly to our friends "Hey, that looks like a grade C cock. Pass on that one."

lmao, I think that could catch on.

 

[Frimost]

Something that just occurred to me: grade A pussy. Just what the hell is that? And do we really want to see grade Z pussy? Ewwww.

I find the whole concept of grading pussy derogatory and insulting. Maybe we should start grading cocks.

Grade-A pussy is just a joking term used to describe pussy that you see that is to you're liking. What? You think we guys actually have a grading scale with official judges and shit to go over vagina's in great detail and tag them like some kind of quality control?

Go ahead and grade cock, why should I care what you do? You already do, all people do to some extent, either you like something or you don't, that is grading it in effect.


A bit touchy and defensive today, aren't we?

 

[Gil_Favor]

Re: Re: "You Sexy Bitch"

"These fucking shoes are killing my damn feet"

thats good

 

[Weevil]

Grade-A pussy is just a joking term used to describe pussy that you see that is to you're liking. What? You think we guys actually have a grading scale with official judges and shit to go over vagina's in great detail and tag them like some kind of quality control?

Go ahead and grade cock, why should I care what you do?

Because there'd be no curve to help you pass.

For the record there is a complicated and intricate ranking system. We just don't tell guys like frimost about it.

 

[April]

I am bowing out of this. My moods are chemically affected. But I do find the idea of women being referred to as simply a body part rather offensive. IMO, it is demeaning, objectifying, and immature.

Good night.

 

[His_kitty]

A bit touchy and defensive today, aren't we?

No more than you just did sugar.





Thanks Gil, I amuse myself most times.

 

[MissTaken]

Something that just occurred to me: grade A pussy. Just what the hell is that? And do we really want to see grade Z pussy? Ewwww.

I find the whole concept of grading pussy derogatory and insulting. Maybe we should start grading cocks.

I have to agree, April.

I have typed two separate posts for this thread and deleted them in an effort to be more tolerant and see where the thread goes.

No, Fri....not all people look at the opposite sex as walking genitilia.

I wonder if you have ever had a positive experience with women. (NO sarcasm intended, but your thread brought this question to mind.)

You have posted about women as being hateful and vindictive or as walking sexual organs. I realize Lit is very uni dimensional and believe that it doesn't accurately portray our character, so, am wondering why the negative vibes concerning women?

Yes, rating pussy is derrogatory and insulting. Even seeing posts such as those really makes some not want to get to know you better. If you were to leer at me in a grocery store or whisper to your buds within hearing distance about my pussy, I would probably confront you harshly.

Truly, it just isn't cool.

 

[Aquila]

From the strip club master to grasshopper

When going to strip clubs, don't touch the ladies. Don't ask for sex, and leave them alone when they get off the stage. if your stripclub is in an area where it is legal to have booze and strippers, dont get drunk.

Frequent the same strip clubs, don't bounce from one to another and sooner or later you will begin to know who is who and who does what.

I am the strip club master, and I have spoken.

The strip club master no longer pays cover charges, gets a discount on his drinks, and occaisonally host parties for the employees of his favorite clubs.

 

[Frimost]

Oh, and it sounds like your masturbation skills suck.

I wasn’t about to jerk-off with my friend over at my apartment-bad etiquette, manners, and timing to say the least and a little gay IMO.

Second, if you're feeling "emotions" at a strip club stay away, lol. It's just not the place for you till you grow up a little.

I want to see beautiful women naked but I don't think I want to get to the point where I see a pretty woman and I am so jaded that all I am able too see is a pussy with legs like most strip-club patrons.

Straight women go to strip clubs with men. Couples do funny things. Some day you'll have a girlfriend and find that out... Hopefully.

Fun or no fun, you gab the chest of a full- naked member of the same sex as you are and french them on the lips then you are at least a little bi-sexual.

 

[Gil_Favor]

No more than you just did sugar.





Thanks Gil, I amuse myself most times.

being able to amuse oneself is good

 

[Lasher]

Fun or no fun, you gab the chest of a full- naked member of the same sex as you are and french them on the lips then you are at least a little bi-sexual.

See that's one of your big hang-ups there, Sparky, you have to put labels on everything.

Surprisingly enough sometimes people will just do something completely out of character for whatever reason without having to BE anything.

 

[Frimost]

I have to agree, April.

I have typed two separate posts for this thread and deleted them in an effort to be more tolerant and see where the thread goes.

No, Fri....not all people look at the opposite sex as walking genitilia.

I wonder if you have ever had a positive experience with women. (NO sarcasm intended, but your thread brought this question to mind.)

You have posted about women as being hateful and vindictive or as walking sexual organs. I realize Lit is very uni dimensional and believe that it doesn't accurately portray our character, so, am wondering why the negative vibes concerning women?

Yes, rating pussy is derrogatory and insulting. Even seeing posts such as those really makes some not want to get to know you better. If you were to leer at me in a grocery store or whisper to your buds within hearing distance about my pussy, I would probably confront you harshly.

Truly, it just isn't cool.

I was referring to the stripper's pussies (nice and trimmed or shaves, meaty lips, sometimes a pierced clit) not them AS pussies.
Also, many women ask men to be honest with them, I am just talking in this post as guys talk with each other during "guy talk" rather than editing and changing what I say and then passing that off as what we guys really talk about and how we talk about it.

As for women talking about men in the same manner, it doesn’t bother me; in fact I find it amusing in many cases. For example, in many of Ginny's threads where she posts pictures of cocks and stuff, sometimes I read them just to get a laugh out of what women say or appreciate a woman's acceptance and appreciation towards the male body.

 

[perks]

Yes. Publicly, loudly, obnoxiously. Remark loudly to our friends "Hey, that looks like a grade C cock. Pass on that one."

<grin> honey, I've been doing it for years.