You Scottish Wankers.........

jass1960

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...just thought I would get that out of the way before you have your fun tomorrow :D
 
jass1960 said:
...just thought I would get that out of the way before you have your fun tomorrow :D

that was not very British of you :mad:

*getting my bagpipes out* :D
 
this is one Scot who will support England

Granted if I watched this in my village back home there would be a load of Argentina supporters - no love lost atall. But that is the fun of it all - where would the fun be if there wasnt the auld enemy -
 
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LittleDevilWithAHalo said:


that was not very British of you :mad:

*getting my bagpipes out* :D


It is soo British!

What did they teach you in Scotland?
 
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jass1960 said:



It is soo British!

What did they teach you in Scotland?

Hating the English is one of Scotlands national pastimes as soon as I get past Gretna and on to the M74 I get my SNP hat on and start slagging of the English wankers
 
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Gord said:


Hating the English is one of Scotlands national pastimes as soon as I get past Gretna and on to the M74 I get my SNP hat on and start slagging of the English wankers

See LDWAH - point proved!
 
TV watchdog warns Scots of football jokes

Scots have been warned to expect English jokes about their non-appearance in the World Cup.

The Independent Television Commission says it is natural to make such comments given the rivalry between the two countries.

The TV watchdog made the comment after receiving a complaint about alleged anti-Scottish remarks on ITV during the Champions League final in Glasgow.

Football commentator Clive Tyldesley mistook Liverpudlian serial streaker Mark Roberts for a Scotsman as he was wearing a ginger wig and See You Jimmy hat.

He apologised for the mistake and the ITC considered that appropriate but said it was always wrong to jump to conclusions.

It wrote to one complaining Scot: "We don't doubt similar views are going to be aired over the coming weeks during the World Cup Finals."

It added that because of the 'usually friendly rivalry between the two footballing countries' comments like this are natural.

The controversy has prompted Scotland's Daily Record to offer readers ear plugs, or "a pair of World Cup defenders" to protect Scots from English TV pundits.

The free offer promises to block all talk of: "Three Lions, Gazza's tears, Banksie's save, Moore's tackle, Beckham's freekick, 5-1 against Germany and Sir Alf Ramsay and 1966."
 
At least Jimmy Hill has been pensioned off - he was the least liked person in Scotland for a while after he called David Nareys wonder goal in the 82 world cup agaisnt Brazil a toe poke -

We are well represented on sports TV and Radio

Hansen
Mcoist
Brazil

At least they keep the flag flying and I cant belive that someone actually complained about the Streaker - jesus some people are a tad sensitive

Almost like some people on these boards
 
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Oh dear!

Retaining a sense of humour in football is vital.

If you can't take a joke, why bother entering the World Cup?

Even Welsh pubs are offering free pints for goals scored against England!
 
bluespoke said:
Oh dear!

Retaining a sense of humour in football is vital.

If you can't take a joke, why bother entering the World Cup?

Even Welsh pubs are offering free pints for goals scored against England!


You welsh wankers...........:D
 
Gord said:

At least they keep the flag flying and I cant belive that someone actually complained about the Streaker - jesus some people are a tad sensitive

Almost like some people on these boards

The complaint was not about the streaker but about the commentator saying that he was a 'native' . He was from Liverpool.

The other 'native', according to the commentator, who invaded the pitch came from Madrid!

Just the commentator being a prat, as usual!
 
bluespoke said:


The complaint was not about the streaker but about the commentator saying that he was a 'native' . He was from Liverpool.

The other 'native', according to the commentator, who invaded the pitch came from Madrid!

Just the commentator being a prat, as usual!


God help us - glad that was sorted out, we wouldn't want anyone to get the impression that the 'native' Scots would ever do anything wrong!!
 
bluespoke said:


The complaint was not about the streaker but about the commentator saying that he was a 'native' . He was from Liverpool.

The other 'native', according to the commentator, who invaded the pitch came from Madrid!

Just the commentator being a prat, as usual!

Oh I c - he assumed it was a scot as it was in Glasgow

well that is different , * getting phone out to call sky*

I forgot to mention Andy Gray in my list of boring scots on TV - well Andy is not that boring, actualy he is I am afraid to say

must stop talking to myself mutter mutter
 
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Gord said:


Hating the English is one of Scotlands national pastimes

Hating the English is everybody's pastime.

That's why we can't understand America's worry that everybody hates them as well...

"The Great Shall Be Mocked...."

:D :D :p
 
Gord said:


Oh I c - he assumed it was a scot as it was in Glasgow

well that is different , * getting phone out to call sky*

I forgot to mention Andy Gray in my list of boring scots on TV - well Andy is not that boring, actualy he is I am afraid to say

must stop talking to myself mutter mutter

It's a pity they've wasted Andy Gray on the radio, he's infinitely better than some of the so called commentators ITV and BBCTV are using.

And would that somebody would dump Ron Atkinson, he talks the biggest load of rubbish!
 
bluespoke said:


It's a pity they've wasted Andy Gray on the radio, he's infinitely better than some of the so called commentators ITV and BBCTV are using.

And would that somebody would dump Ron Atkinson, he talks the biggest load of rubbish!
You got it spot on I normaly mute the telly when his sprouting his wisdom.
He really piss's me off that much.

His a master of stateing the blindingly obvious.
 
I admit I didn't read the thread- just wanted to make a comment that the Scotties are a funny people, aren't they?


:D
 
Cheyenne said:
I admit I didn't read the thread- just wanted to make a comment that the Scotties are a funny people, aren't they?


:D


The words 'smack' , 'ass' and 'hard' come to mind!:D :D
 
Cheyenne said:
I admit I didn't read the thread- just wanted to make a comment that the Scotties are a funny people, aren't they?


:D
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Cheyenne

Firstly " Scotties " are a breed of dog !! I think that some of the people from the east end of Glasgow ( bluespoke ) would not really fall into the category of a quaint Scotty

I do know if we are funny or not:

Billy Connolly was funny - but now he has gone all luvie and moved to LA

ehh that is the only funny Scots I know apart from my cousin who lives in Ayrshire now he is fucking hilarious you should meet him
 
She knows that, she's just baiting me!:D

East End? How dare you! South West please.

Connolly lives in Pethshire now. He's bought a large estate there.
 
bluespoke said:



I'm as Welsh as you are a Canadian Eskimo!:p


Shhhhh... I KNOW you're a Welsh wannabe, but I was trying to help you there. ;)
 
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