You prefer to be a man or a woman if you have another life after death

thirty

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I just realized that all of my threads are with question marks.
Sorry!

I'm a man, I prefer to be still a man if I have another life after death (as a materialist, I don't believe in it anyway).

Don't blame me for my selfish, to be a man, I don't have to suffer from menstruation, pregnancies etc.
 
thirty said:
I just realized that all of my threads are with question marks.
Sorry!

I'm a man, I prefer to be still a man if I have another life after death (as a materialist, I don't believe in it anyway).

Don't blame me for my selfish, to be a man, I don't have to suffer from menstruation, pregnancies etc.

I would want to be me all over again, except that I want to have an identical twin.
 
I've lived as a man. I'll trybeing a woman next time out.


I'm gonna be such a slut.
 
i'd be happy being a woman. i wouldn't have to suffer with jock itch, blue balls, circumcision, or blow jobs with teeth.
 
I wouldn't want to be a man either. How you all walk with all that junk between your legs is beyond me.
 
Silverlily said:
I wouldn't want to be a man either. How you all walk with all that junk between your legs is beyond me.
Same way you walk with those two things on your chest.
 
Hester said:
i'd be happy being a woman. i wouldn't have to suffer with jock itch, blue balls, circumcision, or blow jobs with teeth.

As if blow jobs with teeth are bad. :confused:
 
Yes, I do prefer to be a man or a woman. To come back as a slug or a mosquitoe would make this current life seem idyllic.
 
rimmy said:
Same way you walk with those two things on your chest.



Let's think this through, huh? How would something up on my chest have any bearing on how my legs move? Balance perhaps, but certainly not something to get in the way of leg motion.


Of course that would explain the constant need for men to adjust.
 
I'd like to come back as a woman and be the sluttiest lesbian in the world.

My nose would be crinkled from all the pie I'd be buried in.
 
I'd stay female if given the choice. I think I would have performance anxiety with a cock at my disposal.
 
Silverlily said:
Let's think this through, huh? How would something up on my chest have any bearing on how my legs move? Balance perhaps, but certainly not something to get in the way of leg motion.


Of course that would explain the constant need for men to adjust.
Let's think this through, huh? Our junk does not hang directly below us, it hangs in front. We don't crush it when we sit on it and we adjust because, when we see your tits, or even better, a glimpse of what could be a nipple, when we have no expectation of said nipple, then, we need to adjust so you don't see our hardons jutting out at you like a virgin on promnight.


consider this a testicular PSA.
 
rimmy said:
Let's think this through, huh? Our junk does not hang directly below us, it hangs in front. We don't crush it when we sit on it and we adjust because, when we see your tits, or even better, a glimpse of what could be a nipple, when we have no expectation of said nipple, then, we need to adjust so you don't see our hardons jutting out at you like a virgin on promnight.


consider this a testicular PSA.
Um... I've witnessed a few tender egg moves that cause some hellacious screams. Everyones' junk might not be exactly to the likeness of yours.
 
rimmy said:
consider this a testicular PSA.




Ok, so it's not that tits cause me trouble while walking, it's more that they cause you trouble. Right?


So you all walk just fine until you see boobs, preferable nipples, then it can be an issue. Got it.



I'll stick with staying female.
 
In my ideal world I'd come back as a male. Everyone else however, would come back as female.
 
Silverlily said:
Ok, so it's not that tits cause me trouble while walking, it's more that they cause you trouble. Right?


So you all walk just fine until you see boobs, preferable nipples, then it can be an issue. Got it.



I'll stick with staying female.
This is news to you?
 
I enjoyed reading the post and exhanges, and got the best laugh of the week. Interesting perspectives and so true to life. I mean this a a very positive way. Great job :nana:

~Chuck~ :cathappy:
 
In my next life I want to be a tall, long-haired blonde with large blue eyes who is serenely unaware of her beauty and yet walks with an air of icy confidence.
Beautiful girls can get away with a lot. I enjoy being a woman.

If I'm a male, I at least want to be a gentlemanly and pretty one.
 
I'd like to be a man for about 5, maybe 10, minutes to see what all the hoopla is about, then go back to being a woman. (Watch, I've just screwed up my karma for the next life by posting this...dammit!)
 
ma_guy said:
In my ideal world I'd come back as a male. Everyone else however, would come back as female.

I guess sex for you will not enjoyable any more!
You will die of sex actually... :p
 
I would have to be a guy. I love having a cock way too much to give that up

Plus I love women way too much to think about having to be a woman and going after guys.
 
I'll take the "Female 30 day free trial" offer with an option to buy if I like it. :D
 
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