You people are still alive?

[VaticanAssassin]

I figured The Vid had killed all you old fat fucks by now.

Well cheers to surviving against the odds!! Depending on the odds maker you use I guess…

 

[Champakian]

I live in rational Redneck land.

Renewed my driver's license yesterday. Nobody was in a mask
on either side of the counter. We figured out that we're being lied to...

 

[Philthy_Phil]

^^^dumb and dumber.

 

[pink]

Barely.

 

[Cubantripod]

Yep. Even doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over. You fuckers are stuck with me.

 

[Comshaw]

I figured The Vid had killed all you old fat fucks by now.

Well cheers to surviving against the odds!! Depending on the odds maker you use I guess…

For Posterity - 04-18-2020, 12:52 PM
Since this is what I do for a living (well, use to before becoming upper management)
Here are the current results of my model:

I have a current prevalence of 5.4%. So 17.8m cases, 38k deaths, .21% mortality
By the end of year prevalence will be 6.97%. So 23million cases, mortality stays constant for 49k deaths. W/O social distance the numbers would have been 37mill and 78k deaths at a prevalence of 11.34%

This compares to the flu at 35mill and 34k deaths.

So now you all can come back in 2021 and laugh at how wrong my numbers turn out because you don’t understand how models work...

Yep


Comshaw

 

[Dribble]

Yep


Comshaw

Lol. You did good ol chap

 

[human_male]

Im not sure if I'm still alive. Its weird. I seem to drift in and out of reality.

Either I'm dead or drunk.

 

[Misshotndeep]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/J1j9tA6YbGHNNiLLzo/giphy.gif?cid=5e214886h8t7teky6p691x98fm36r8dp4ejd1gt4drhrjzec&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


Only mostly dead…

 

[dolf]

I'm still alive.

I'm disappointed about some of those who are also still alive,
and I'm disappointed about some of those who are not.

A year of many disappointments.

 

[Champakian]

I'm dying as fast as I can.

I like to see you happy.

 

[oggbashan]

I'm still alive and still here 2 and 1/2 years after medics said I should die.

I'm confusing them...

 

[patient1]

So far.
Unfortunately I've lost a few close family members this year.

 

[Champakian]

You'll let us know if anything happens to the best poster ever... right?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'm taking my sweet-ass time in dying. I have you twats to outlive, after all.

 

[Champakian]

I'm doing my best to beat you to the grave.

 

[Saint Peter]

Yep


Comshaw

upper management!

 

[JohnnySavage]

God's not done tormenting me yet.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

For Posterity!

Since this is what I do for a living (well, use to before becoming upper management)
Here are the current results of my model:

I have a current prevalence of 5.4%. So 17.8m cases, 38k deaths, .21% mortality
By the end of year prevalence will be 6.97%. So 23million cases, mortality stays constant for 49k deaths. W/O social distance the numbers would have been 37mill and 78k deaths at a prevalence of 11.34%

This compares to the flu at 35mill and 34k deaths.

So now you all can come back in 2021 and laugh at how wrong my numbers turn out because you don’t understand how models work...

https://i.imgur.com/vDZHWfE.png?1

 

[rockcasbah]

I'm still alive and still here 2 and 1/2 years after medics said I should die.

I'm confusing them...

I heard Keef gets his plasma from you.

 

[oggbashan]

I heard Keef gets his plasma from you.

And has a hangover from the alcohol in my blood...

 

[dolf]

And has a hangover from the alcohol in my blood...

Maybe that's why you're still going strong. Keep that cancer too drunk to function!