You people are boring the fuck out of me

Rubyfruit

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That's it. I'm docking your pay, effective immediately, to be reinstated retroactively upon payment of entertainment.
 
sorry, I'm quite busy arguing the death penalty like a fucking dumb ass.

SOmeone give me some pussy.
 
I've been at work. I'm tired. What the fuck do you want from me? Maybe I'm not just somne joke machine who you can just turn on and get a guffaw. I need time. I need inspiration. I need some one to riff off of. I need drugs. My god, do I need drugs. I'm not Johnny fuckin' Carson over here.
 
perky_baby said:
sorry, I'm quite busy arguing the death penalty like a fucking dumb ass.

SOmeone give me some pussy.


you shouldn't feel like a dumb ass for using that sexy brain of yours :)
 
Visa versa

It takes so much work to fuck the bore out of someone but I'm up for it.
 
These are some lameass excuses, but I'll bring them to upper management and see what they say.

Damn, now my pipe is clogged.
 
Add Marijuana, Insert Visuals As Required

Boom boom boom boom BOOm BOOm shackalackalackalcakalackalackaBoom Boom BOOM shacka a lacka lacka

repeat.
 
Boom boom boom boom BOOm BOOm shackalackalackalcakalackalackaBoom Boom BOOM shacka a lacka lacka
 
Re: Visa versa

hogjack said:
It takes so much work to fuck the bore out of someone but I'm up for it.

Hogjack's humor is grossly underappreciated on this board. I am going to look into starting a 'Hogjack Appreciation' thread.
 
Lancecastor said:
Boom boom boom boom BOOm BOOm shackalackalackalcakalackalackaBoom Boom BOOM shacka a lacka lacka

~smiles~

Thanks Lance. I'm not sure if it was your marijuana suggestion or the singing, but I'm starting to feel slightly entertained.
 
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I'm not mentioning any names Rubyfruit but someone needs a good ass fucking.
 
sexy-girl said:
you shouldn't feel like a dumb ass for using that sexy brain of yours :)

it's ruining my reputation as duckslut. Don't tell anyone sexy-girl. ;)
 
Re: Re: Visa versa

Olivianna said:
Hogjack's humor is grossly underappreciated on this board. I am going to look into starting a 'Hogjack Appreciation' thread.

I'd rather just play some theme charades if you wouldn't mind.

Ok, category is Objectivism (the last game with the Amazon Rain Forest theme blew chunks I'll admit).

I'll go first ...
 
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