You never again have to ask me...

[Shaq]

what I would rather be doing. The answer is and always will be fucking.


If I am at a funeral I would rather be fucking.

If I am looking for a tux for my wedding I would rather be fucking.

If I am fucking....I would rather be fucking a real person. My hand can only do so much...


What question need someone not ever ask you...because the answer will be the same....

 

[Kitte]

Wouldnt you ever rather be I dont know sleeping?
Or winning the lottery?
Or... I dunno is there ANYTING youd rather do then fuck EVER?

 

[AusTess]

I could think of nothing worse than being with a man who wanted to do nothing but fuck.

 

[Shaq]

Wouldnt you ever rather be I dont know sleeping?
Or winning the lottery?
Or... I dunno is there ANYTING youd rather do then fuck EVER?

Kitte...I'm a 19 year old virgin...when I sleep, my best dreams are about sex....if I won the lottery my first thought would be "Oh God....with all this money I'm going to be able to get all the chicks!"


The life of a chaste male in America....the torture...

 

[Nitsuj]

I am

I'll be sitting in rush hour traffic, i'd rather be fucking.


I'll be chillen on sunday watching football, and yes i rather would be fucking... but only during halftime...


I am taking an a final exam in Ancient Civilizations, and I can't stop thinking what fucking Cleopatra would be like....I'd rather be fucking.


im out for the night... i'll be back tomorrow to get that gawd awful title out from under my name... later all.

 

[Shaq]

I could think of nothing worse than being with a man who wanted to do nothing but fuck.

You've pretty much summed up the bleakness of my existence...

 

[juicygirl]

I'm fond of eating and drinking. I also like a nice walk in the park. Fucking in the park might be fun too. Hmm. But only fucking would be a drag.

 

[p_p_man]

The do it yoursel fucking tool for men...

1. Take a normal household sponge

2. Cut a hole in it all the way to the other side forming an open ended tunnel.

3. Get some liver (pig's or sheep) though pig's is stronger.

4. Make sure liver is just above room temperature.

5. Stuff said liver into sponge leaving room for your cock and...

Hey Presto your own little fucking machine.

That'll be $5. Please send your payment to p_p_man, erotic ideas inc, Box 2345, Chicago.

ppman

 

[AusTess]

I'd rather be reading.

Or eating.

Or sleeping.


I'd rather read,while eating,then go to sleep.

I'd rather eat,while reading,then sleep.

 

[juicygirl]

P P Man always has the best info.

 

[AusTess]

Re: The do it yoursel fucking tool for men...

1. Take a normal household sponge

2. Cut a hole in it all the way to the other side forming an open ended tunnel.

3. Get some liver (pig's or sheep) though pig's is stronger.

4. Make sure liver is just above room temperature.

5. Stuff said liver into sponge leaving room for your cock and...

Hey Presto your own little fucking machine.

That'll be $5. Please send your payment to p_p_man, erotic ideas inc, Box 2345, Chicago.

ppman

Ewwwwwwww.

 

[scylis]

no one needs ask me if i'm a virgin ever again.

the answer has always been, and will alway be "yes."

ladies seem to not like me that way, and i don't go for guys (sorry Glam)

lady: "i really go for funny guys"

me: well, i'm a funny guy.

lady: "yes you are. let's be friends"

 

[Shaq]

no one needs ask me if i'm a virgin ever again.

the answer has always been, and will alway be "yes."

ladies seem to not like me that way, and i don't go for guys (sorry Glam)

lady: "i really go for funny guys"

me: well, i'm a funny guy.

lady: "yes you are. let's be friends"

We share the same plight my friend...


Lady: You are so sweet

Me: Really? You know I'm single and desperate

Lady: Any girl would be lucky to have you.

Me: You think so? Your ex left you when?

Lady: You're so great. That's why I think of you like a brother.


*sound you hear is my heart sinking*

 

[juicygirl]

Oh scylis if you put it that way I would be happy to fuck you. I probably wouldn't be willing to be your friend though.

 

[scylis]

Oh scylis if you put it that way I would be happy to fuck you. I probably wouldn't be willing to be your friend though.

will you be my neighbor, then? i could show you all my sweaters.

 

[p_p_man]

Damn...

I've run out of liver.

Anybody got some I can borrow. I'll let you have it back later...

Promise.

 

[AusTess]

I have the opposite problem.



Everyone wants to fuck me.

No one wants to be my friend.




























I kinda like bein friendless.

 

[Shaq]

Re: Damn...

I've run out of liver.

Anybody got some I can borrow. I'll let you have it back later...

Promise.

You can have the liver in my fridge....I hate liver you can keep it...please keep it...

 

[nzwookie]

I have the opposite problem.

I kinda like bein friendless.

============ ==============

Fetch the liver.......................

 

[AusTess]

You do not need liver.


Not while I'm treadin these boards.
*Wriggles brows*

Didn't anyone mention to you how easy i am?

 

[nzwookie]

You do not need liver.


Not while I'm treadin these boards.
*Wriggles brows*

Didn't anyone mention to you how easy i am?

I heard a rumour or two..........But I could'nt get you off my face long enough to ask if it was true......

 

[AusTess]

I heard a rumour or two..........But I could'nt get you off my face long enough to ask if it was true......

Only a rumour or 2?
I thought i was better than that.

I guess i'll have to be a little more obvious.

 

[nzwookie]

Only a rumour or 2?
I thought i was better than that.

I guess i'll have to be a little more obvious.

If you let go of my ears I might hear a few more....

 

[AusTess]

If you let go of my ears I might hear a few more....

Maybe i dont want you to hear any rumours.





Maybe i want you to help me start them?

 

[nzwookie]

Maybe i dont want you to hear any rumours.





Maybe i want you to help me start them?

**Grabs a megephone and begins broardcasting**