You Might Consider Me An Attention Whore

[WhispersNDark]

You Might Consider Me An Attention Whore (23F)

New to Literotica but not new to kink or the sexy online world of it. I'm a switch and have had online D/s relationships from both sides with both gentlemen and a couple lovely ladies. Straight though - I've heard it called "heteroflexible". For the number crunchers (I love nerds - message me haha), 80/20 maybe?

In other words, I'm very open and very fun.

Offline I've never been interested in labels or roles in the bedroom though. I don't meet any online buddies offline because I'm crazy paranoid and these weak little arms are not going to stop you if you're a psychopath (no offense, online pervs, I'm one of you). But I've never had any complaints about my unpredictable nature in the bedroom

I have a decent toy collection (thanks to my online shopping addiction, a wish list, and wonderful kinky friends) and an insatiable sexual appetite. I love talking to new people, picking their brains, comparing kinks... you name it.

I've always enjoyed learning. Whether it be in the classroom or in the dark rabbit holes of online kink so message me!

 

[PrurientProf]

*chuckles* Lovely message. I'm sure you'll soon be inundated with folk looking for a mutually beneficial 'learning arrangement.' Welcome to Lit, hope you find yourself some good not-so-clean fun.

 

[WhispersNDark]

Uh hi I like Lit already. Who sent you in the welcoming party and how do they know about my crazy professorial fantasy? Weird.

Glad I made you chuckle and glad you seem to get where I'm coming from. You can learn a ton by messaging a person or reading their posts... or browsing their picture thread and seeing if it's anything but "hey here's my boobs again".

 

[MacGuffinn]

I wanna do a "here's my boobs again" pic thread! But... my moobs are uninteresting. And I don't have a camera. Fuck. I guess I'll just go perv over there. Hi.

 

[WhispersNDark]

Alas, even if your moobs were interesting, your thread would not be. Words can be so much sexier than photos sometimes. Or at least having words accompanying the generic nude photos around here.

Mini rant complete. Goodnight ladies and gentlemen.

 

[virtualfun70]

A lady with an attitude

Love it ..

Welcome to lit - I think you will fit just fine ..

 

[WhispersNDark]

Yeah attitude is something I have plenty of

And thanks!

 

[snoopydaddy59]

New to Literotica but not new to kink or the sexy online world of it. I'm a switch and have had online D/s relationships from both sides with both gentlemen and a couple lovely ladies. Straight though - I've heard it called "heteroflexible". For the number crunchers (I love nerds - message me haha), 80/20 maybe?

In other words, I'm very open and very fun.

Offline I've never been interested in labels or roles in the bedroom though. I don't meet any online buddies offline because I'm crazy paranoid and these weak little arms are not going to stop you if you're a psychopath (no offense, online pervs, I'm one of you). But I've never had any complaints about my unpredictable nature in the bedroom

I have a decent toy collection (thanks to my online shopping addiction, a wish list, and wonderful kinky friends) and an insatiable sexual appetite. I love talking to new people, picking their brains, comparing kinks... you name it.

I've always enjoyed learning. Whether it be in the classroom or in the dark rabbit holes of online kink so message me!

Welcome WND, glad your here!
You will have a great time here exploring! The BDSM Talk forum has plenty of info posted at the top of the forum as you have questions and/or want to explore more!

 

[WhispersNDark]

Thanks for the welcome! Maybe I'll check it out.

 

[Wonderdog]

Welcome to Lit Whisper. You sound like you will fit right in. If talking with a 57 M about anything interests you, PM me. Good luck with your explorations here on Lit

 

[tbearatl]

New to Literotica but not new to kink or the sexy online world of it. I'm a switch and have had online D/s relationships from both sides with both gentlemen and a couple lovely ladies. Straight though - I've heard it called "heteroflexible". For the number crunchers (I love nerds - message me haha), 80/20 maybe?

In other words, I'm very open and very fun.

Offline I've never been interested in labels or roles in the bedroom though. I don't meet any online buddies offline because I'm crazy paranoid and these weak little arms are not going to stop you if you're a psychopath (no offense, online pervs, I'm one of you). But I've never had any complaints about my unpredictable nature in the bedroom

I have a decent toy collection (thanks to my online shopping addiction, a wish list, and wonderful kinky friends) and an insatiable sexual appetite. I love talking to new people, picking their brains, comparing kinks... you name it.

I've always enjoyed learning. Whether it be in the classroom or in the dark rabbit holes of online kink so message me!

That's a great way to start. Truth and honesty. Enjoy Lit

 

[Jimb47]

Welcome to Lit. I have worked technology for years. I would chat with you on any subject.

I think you will find a lot of good folks here.

 

[RuneBlade]

or browsing their picture thread and seeing if it's anything but "hey here's my boobs again".

Hey, those are my favorite types of pic threads!

 

[sissypetey]

hi there

can we become friends?

 

[WhispersNDark]

Umm quoting isn't working... lame. Thanks for the welcomes and I'm glad you think I'll fit in

Rune Blade, I gotta disagree haha. And sissypetey, I'm always looking for new friends!

 

[vibes]

Umm quoting isn't working... lame. Thanks for the welcomes and I'm glad you think I'll fit in

What's wrong with quoting? And ... do you fit in (you've been on Lit for a long 2 days already, so you should know)?

 

[DrRickMarshall]

batman!

 

[WhispersNDark]

The End

Thank you all for unknowingly participating in a Literotica Social Experiment (what happens when a kinky nerd gets bored).

Who gets the most attention - the inexperienced submissive (WhiteBlankPage), the experienced switch (WhispersNDark), the inexperienced switch (HopelessWandrr), or the experienced domme (ToDarkness)?

The Aliases
The Start
The Preliminary Results
The Final Results

In case anyone was wondering, this persona is my favorite side of my personality. Each persona was a little piece of me but this was the most accurate, which is why I'm not deleting this thread. I am however, turning off my PMs. See ya!

 

[outdoorsman69]

Thank you all for unknowingly participating in a Literotica Social Experiment (what happens when a kinky nerd gets bored).

Who gets the most attention - the inexperienced submissive (WhiteBlankPage), the experienced switch (WhispersNDark), the inexperienced switch (HopelessWandrr), or the experienced domme (ToDarkness)?

The Aliases
The Start
The Preliminary Results
The Final Results

I'll probably make future amusing observations on Tumblr and/or on my normal Lit thread, SexyScarlett102. I'll be turning my PMs off here shortly.

Amy Farrah Fowler is that you????

 

[SexyScarlett102]

Amy Farrah Fowler is that you????

Lol I wish! It's just Sexy Scarlett though
Not as smart, but a whole lot kinkier haha

 

[outdoorsman69]

Lol I wish! It's just Sexy Scarlett though
Not as smart, but a whole lot kinkier haha

I don't know... she seems to have a pretty wild side to her... you are so much hotter thou.

 

[SexyScarlett102]

I don't know... she seems to have a pretty wild side to her... you are so much hotter thou.

Haha I'll gladly accept that compliment. Kinky nerds are hot period

 

[BonaFideBlonde]

Loved this -- very interesting and clever. The results didn't surprise you at all, I'm sure.

 

[SexyScarlett102]

Loved this -- very interesting and clever. The results didn't surprise you at all, I'm sure.

Haha thanks! And no it wasn't much of a surprise. The "inexperienced submissive" personality got swamped with PMs and is getting the biggest backlash on the thread, which shouldn't be surprising since those guys are the super alpha types. They're name calling and all that funny stuff. I haven't checked but they likely sent uninteresting messages to WhiteBlankPage lol.

 

[outdoorsman69]

Haha I'll gladly accept that compliment. Kinky nerds are hot period

They sure are!