You might be dominant if:

[Ebonyfire]

You have a lot of horse tack but have never been on a horse in your entire life.

Eb

 

[Ebonyfire]

You may be dominant if:

You have a party and all the men are naked, and all the women are dressed in black.

Eb

 

[Ebonyfire]

You may be dominant if:

when men stare at you, they always look down and away first.

Eb

 

[lovetoread]

lmao, those are funny.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Your children are the only ones on the block who never have household chores to perform, but your SO does.

 

[Ebonyfire]

You own a dog crate big enough for a large dog, yet you only own cats, and they get to sleep on your bed.

 

[Ebonyfire]

lmao, those are funny.

Thanks, it's a gift!

Eb

 

[deliciea]

LMSAO if I may Mistress want you to know you are the Best Mistress and keep them comming

 

[Ebonyfire]

You may be dominant if:

You consider a trip to the hardware store foreplay.

 

[Ebonyfire]

LMSAO if I may Mistress want you to know you are the Best Mistress and keep them comming

Why thanks. Please call me Eb, everyone else does, and we do not stand on ceremony here.

Eb

 

[Bijoux]

You own a dog crate big enough for a large dog, yet you only own cats, and they get to sleep on your bed.

Do you know how painful it is to have mt. dew blow out your nose *keeps giggling* That was bloody brilliant!

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You might be dominant if...

You have a wide assortment of kitchen utensils...kept under the bed and locked

All of your boots have lip stick marks on the toe and tear stains on the instep

If your poolboy shows up and has to strip down to his speedo before you'll let him in the house

You've forgotten how to dress yourself without the help of 8 young men wearing only adonis pouches.

You see a display for tire chains and think how nice the boy next door would look in them.

You always ask "but what would this do to an 220lb adult" when purchasing electric cattle prods

 

[lady-kat]

Re: You may be dominant if:

You consider a trip to the hardware store foreplay.

*snicker*

fortunately, when I saw the title of this thread I knew to put my coffee down. I hate cleaning up my monitor.

Thank you Eb.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Do you know how painful it is to have mt. dew blow out your nose *keeps giggling* That was bloody brilliant!

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You might be dominant if...

You have a wide assortment of kitchen utensils...kept under the bed and locked

All of your boots have lip stick marks on the toe and tear stains on the instep

If your poolboy shows up and has to strip down to his speedo before you'll let him in the house

You've forgotten how to dress yourself without the help of 8 young men wearing only adonis pouches.

You see a display for tire chains and think how nice the boy next door would look in them.

You always ask "but what would this do to an 220lb adult" when purchasing electric cattle prods

Hey, yours were bloody brilliant too! LOL

Eb

 

[Ebonyfire]

Your Frederick's of Hollywood bill is twice as big cause you have to buy two pair of panties..one pair for you and one pair for your SO.

 

[lovetoread]

You always ask "but what would this do to an 220lb adult" when purchasing electric cattle prods

Oh my gawd.

That was funny.

 

[Ebonyfire]

You are shopping for a radio collar and ask if it will fit a 19" neck, and the salesperson asks what kind of dog and you tell them you have no dog.

 

[Bijoux]

You are shopping for a radio collar and ask if it will fit a 19" neck, and the salesperson asks what kind of dog and you tell them you have no dog.

Oh god..lol, I just snorted out loud at work over this one...too funny

B

 

[Hecate]

Thanks for a smile Eb and everyone else contributing *s*

You may be dominant if:

... you have no clue as to how your boots need to be cleaned since there is always someone around to "very personally" take care of that certain shine

... you look around all puzzled when going out to dinner with a bunch of 'nilla friends and nobody pulls back your chair for you

... you get a call from the guys who built the house you live in to tell you your roof-windows need to be refitted cause they might fall out ... and all you can think"PHEWWWW - good thing I didn't know that when I tied my SO to them last time"

 

[mjnelson]

You get stopped at the security checkpoint at the airport because of suspicious items in your carry-on.

 

[WriterDom]

If the first thought that enters your head when you see a nice looking lady is "Damn, I'd like to spank her ass."

 

[Ebonyfire]

Thanks for a smile Eb and everyone else contributing *s*

You may be dominant if:

... you have no clue as to how your boots need to be cleaned since there is always someone around to "very personally" take care of that certain shine

... you look around all puzzled when going out to dinner with a bunch of 'nilla friends and nobody pulls back your chair for you

... you get a call from the guys who built the house you live in to tell you your roof-windows need to be refitted cause they might fall out ... and all you can think"PHEWWWW - good thing I didn't know that when I tied my SO to them last time"

Hehehe thanks Hecate! Ok, folks keep the laughs coming....

Eb

 

[Ebonyfire]

If the first thought that enters your head when you see a nice looking lady is "Damn, I'd like to spank her ass."

That's funny Wd. I almost think the same thing when I see a good looking man. My version is "Damn I'd like to fuck his ass!"

Eb

I must be dominant!

Eb

 

[Ebonyfire]

You save all the used gift wrapping ribbon at Christmas to tie up your SO cause it matches his or her eyes.

 

[Ebonyfire]

You bought a great big jungle gym for the backyard, and you have no children.

 

[curious2c]

Going through airport security your SO's nipple clamps set off the metal detector and then a personal search is required.

(actually saw this happen at an airport security line just lately.)