You might be a muslim, if ...

jeninflorida

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1. If you refine heroin for a living,
But you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim.








2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.








3. If you have more wives than teeth,
You may be a Muslim.








4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand
But consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.








5. If you think vests come in two styles:
Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim








6. If you can't think of anyone
You haven't declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.








7. If you consider television dangerous
But routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim.








8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.








9. If you have nothing against women
And think every man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim.








10. If you find this offensive and don't
Forward it,You may be a Muslim.
 
LOL I love this one. Just one point though. They grow and refine opium, not heroin.
 
so obama might not push heroin ... but he sure is pumping out Welfare like a meth dealer
 
death to all muslin

pigs!!! We either do it now or we'll be fighting in the streets of our cities within 5 years!!
 
Muslin pig,
Muslin pig.
Does whatever
A muslin pig does.
 
The great thing about muslin pigs is that they are quite delicate.

The idea of delicate pigs literally running afoul in our streets is just more than I can take today .... Time to switch from tea to wine.
 
You might be NeverendingJen if you offer to blow a guy and he says "I am not into dudes"
 
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