You might be a mummy, if

[parodyluvr75]

1) You don't like to relax and unwind.

 

[parodyluvr75]

2) You like wrap music.

 

[Sinny]

3) You drink de-coffin-ated coffee.

 

[parodyluvr75]

4) When you want to see relatives, you need to dig them up.

 

[Sinny]

5) your underpants say fruit of the tomb

 

[doctor_insanus]

6) Some asshole ripped your brain out through your nose with a hook.

Wait. That's not funny.

 

[parodyluvr75]

7) Your favorite part of candy is the wrappers.

 

[Hypoxia]

8) Your cameltoe is real.

9) You're all wrapped up in your work.

10) You had desert for dessert.

 

[Libsam]

11) You never have to worry about empty toilet paper rolls.

 

[parodyluvr75]

12) You date any old girl you can dig up.