You Might Be A Lit-neck If.....

[Jeff726]

- You own a Melody Lane blowup doll
- You confuse Sparky and Walter Kronkite (Cronkite?)
- You think Killer Muffin is something to dive into
(guilty!)
- You think Naked Hunny is a porno version of Winnie The
Pooh
- You poke holes in a Lasher voodoo doll
- You think Laurel has a Hardy
- Fast food is eating a girl out at 100 mph
- Your wife complains that you have no time for her anymore
because you just had to read DCL's latest post
- You actually act out an incest story
- 0600: Get up and check Lit
0800: Go pee and check Lit again
1100: Eat lunch while still checking Lit
1400: Take a nap and dream of romance with Bonnie Wee
Lassie
1800: Still on Lit? What the hell?
0330: Go to bed and have wet dreams about Never

*sigh* I must need to get out more, lol.

 

[Guest]

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Awwww Jeff loves me!

 

[GuyJD]

- You own a Melody Lane blowup doll
- You confuse Sparky and Walter Kronkite (Cronkite?)
- You think Killer Muffin is something to dive into
(guilty!)
- You think Naked Hunny is a porno version of Winnie The
Pooh
- You poke holes in a Lasher voodoo doll
- You think Laurel has a Hardy
- Fast food is eating a girl out at 100 mph
- Your wife complains that you have no time for her anymore
because you just had to read DCL's latest post
- You actually act out an incest story
- 0600: Get up and check Lit
0800: Go pee and check Lit again
1100: Eat lunch while still checking Lit
1400: Take a nap and dream of romance with Bonnie Wee
Lassie
1800: Still on Lit? What the hell?
0330: Go to bed and have wet dreams about Never

*sigh* I must need to get out more, lol.

You ask Siren about her participation on "The American Gladiator";
You confuse POOHLIVE as an animated teddy bear;
You actually think that #1derfulGuy is as his name states;
You assume that GuyJD is a Jack Daniels expert;
You bitch, whine, and moan when in an Express line at the grocery behind a lil old lady with 20 items in her cart.

[Edited by GuyJD on 01-09-2001 at 02:02 PM]

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

You know I had to think about it for awhile but shit that is me except for the fantsy stuff. I am going to turn off this computer. Really I am.

Where the hell is the button?????


Help!

 

[Jeff726]

Awwww Jeff loves me!

Who wouldn't? You're a sweetie! And sweets are good to eat.

 

[R Nitelight]

Where might one pick up a Melody Lane blowup doll?

 

[TonyG]

Hey, I was just going to add a similar post.

 

[Ambrosious]

Hey, I was just going to add a similar post.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Hey I wasn't going to add a similar post!

Had to break the chain!

 

[Angel]

Hey, I was just going to add a similar post.

Nah, just go to http://www.realdoll.com

Better than a blow up doll.

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Where might one pick up a Melody Lane blowup doll?

Hey, I was going to write that post.

 

[Ambrosious]

Mackdaddy

I was going to write a post about you writing that post, but thought better of it. Now I wish I had.

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Ambrosious

I wish you had written that post about me writing that post, then I wouldn't have had to write that post.

 

[Melody_lane]

1-800-4-MELODY

Although, the real thing is MUCH better.




[Edited by Melody_lane on 01-09-2001 at 04:29 PM]

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Can I order the real thing?

 

[Ambrosious]

Hey, I was going to add a similar post.

 

[jcgirl]

You found old worn down keyboards in your front yard whilst mowing...

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL Very funny Jeff.

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Hey, I was going to add a similar post.

Just goes to prove that great minds do think alike.

 

[Adoratrice]

- You own a Melody Lane blowup doll
- You confuse Sparky and Walter Kronkite (Cronkite?)
- You think Killer Muffin is something to dive into
(guilty!)
- You think Naked Hunny is a porno version of Winnie The
Pooh
- You poke holes in a Lasher voodoo doll
- You think Laurel has a Hardy
- Fast food is eating a girl out at 100 mph
- Your wife complains that you have no time for her anymore
because you just had to read DCL's latest post
- You actually act out an incest story
- 0600: Get up and check Lit
0800: Go pee and check Lit again
1100: Eat lunch while still checking Lit
1400: Take a nap and dream of romance with Bonnie Wee
Lassie
1800: Still on Lit? What the hell?
0330: Go to bed and have wet dreams about Never

*sigh* I must need to get out more, lol.

Well I do 1 out of 16....can I still come to the reunion?

I promise to take a shower in the morning.

 

[Nobody Special]

You found old worn down keyboards in your front yard whilst mowing...

What does this have to do with a Melody Lane Blow Up Doll??

 

[bulld]

You might be a lit-neck if you respond a thread 2 days after it's been posted!

 

[Melody_lane]

Can I order the real thing?

Sure, if you think you can afford it.
I'm VERY expensive.

 

[Jeff726]

how much?

Odds are I have the money.