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YOU MAY BE SUBMISSIVE...
-If you see a "Mix-Master" in the store and think it's a new self-
stimulating toy.
-If you hear the drinking toast "Bottoms up!" and instantly obey.
-If you are more concerned about the skin on your ass then that on
your face.
-If you get excited when you see an ad for "Flag Day" because you
think someone mispelled a word.
-If a friend of yours tells you she can't get out of the house
because she's all tied up....and you get jealous.
-If you walk by dog obedience classes and offer to demonstrate from
the dog's perspective.
-If stocks and bonds fascinate you, but you could not care less what
happens on Wall Street.
-If you smile and think of a thin, flexible rod when you hear the
word "switch."
-If you think the best part of going to church is getting to kneel.
-If you get excited while looking through the cooking implements drawer
of the kitchen.
If you visit Alcatraz, stand for hours in a dark cell, and come out
flushed and smiling.
-If you hear the term "House Whip" on CNN and then get disappointed
that they're talking about politics.
-If you surf the net to find your own webmaster.
-If you hear a confused person say, "Beat me!" and you automatically
yell out "Me next!"
-If you actually wish your Mastercard would give you orders.
-If you anxiously wait to get from publishing houses the form letter
stating "Thank you for your submission."
-If you think that the three basic materials for bed sheets are
linen, silk and leather.
-If you're envious of the neighbour dog's new spike collar & leash.
-If you call your personal vibrator "Sir," you may be a submissive.
-If you go to the pet store, look at the leather collars, and pick
out two or three that match some outfits you own.
-If you think your panties look best on you when pulled down around
your knees.
-If you see a road sign displaying, "Chains required" and wonder if
that means, whips are optional.
-If you can't make up your mind.
-If you read a headline about sub warfare, and picture two naked
women cat-fighting over a handsome Dom.
-If your closet is full of knee pads, but you don't play sports.
-If you dream of a beautiful leather jacket with a full face hood.
-If you think "I've always wanted to see what pony gear looks like ON
someone!" when a Bridal Fashion Show is to be held in your town.
-If you see a "Mix-Master" in the store and think it's a new self-
stimulating toy.
-If you hear the drinking toast "Bottoms up!" and instantly obey.
-If you are more concerned about the skin on your ass then that on
your face.
-If you get excited when you see an ad for "Flag Day" because you
think someone mispelled a word.
-If a friend of yours tells you she can't get out of the house
because she's all tied up....and you get jealous.
-If you walk by dog obedience classes and offer to demonstrate from
the dog's perspective.
-If stocks and bonds fascinate you, but you could not care less what
happens on Wall Street.
-If you smile and think of a thin, flexible rod when you hear the
word "switch."
-If you think the best part of going to church is getting to kneel.
-If you get excited while looking through the cooking implements drawer
of the kitchen.
If you visit Alcatraz, stand for hours in a dark cell, and come out
flushed and smiling.
-If you hear the term "House Whip" on CNN and then get disappointed
that they're talking about politics.
-If you surf the net to find your own webmaster.
-If you hear a confused person say, "Beat me!" and you automatically
yell out "Me next!"
-If you actually wish your Mastercard would give you orders.
-If you anxiously wait to get from publishing houses the form letter
stating "Thank you for your submission."
-If you think that the three basic materials for bed sheets are
linen, silk and leather.
-If you're envious of the neighbour dog's new spike collar & leash.
-If you call your personal vibrator "Sir," you may be a submissive.
-If you go to the pet store, look at the leather collars, and pick
out two or three that match some outfits you own.
-If you think your panties look best on you when pulled down around
your knees.
-If you see a road sign displaying, "Chains required" and wonder if
that means, whips are optional.
-If you can't make up your mind.
-If you read a headline about sub warfare, and picture two naked
women cat-fighting over a handsome Dom.
-If your closet is full of knee pads, but you don't play sports.
-If you dream of a beautiful leather jacket with a full face hood.
-If you think "I've always wanted to see what pony gear looks like ON
someone!" when a Bridal Fashion Show is to be held in your town.
