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Ok everyone it's the "You know your day is gonna be shitty when..." thread... Much like in the style of W. P. Y. O this is my little bitch, blurt thread..

You know your day is gonna be shitty when you wake up to so much snow falling you can't see out your window.
 
The first IM you get says that someone isn't going to be able to see you when planned because they are sick.
 
damn

That first cup of coffee along w/ your pain pills makes you sick and you can't drink any more coffee!! I HATE when that happens!!!!

Looks like it's going to be a dreary, sleepy day for me, w/o my caffiene fix...*pouts*
 
jazey_43 said:
That first cup of coffee along w/ your pain pills makes you sick and you can't drink any more coffee!! I HATE when that happens!!!!

Looks like it's going to be a dreary, sleepy day for me, w/o my caffiene fix...*pouts*

When the filter folds over and the coffee grounds run down and plug up the drip and the coffee overflows out of the filter holder and runs all over your countertop, leaving not even one sip before you have to start your day by cleaning up the mess.........
 
When you (like an idiot) toss the shop rug (a throw rug) into the washer.... forgetting that you have been wiping your greasy feet on it... and the grease loosens the rubber backing bond so the entire rug comes apart in the washer.... and plugs the drain pipe... so the washer overflows in the utility room.... which is also carpeted...

took about 3 days to clean that one up...
 
I wouldn't necessarily say shitty, but fairly close.

Starbucks isn't selling my beloved Mocha Java coffee beans anymore.
 
Denae said:
I wouldn't necessarily say shitty, but fairly close.

Starbucks isn't selling my beloved Mocha Java coffee beans anymore.

YKYDIGTBSW. you imagine Denae pouting about the loss of her favorite Mocha Java coffee beans... :rose: :rose:
 
dcraz said:
YKYDIGTBSW. you imagine Denae pouting about the loss of her favorite Mocha Java coffee beans... :rose: :rose:

You know...it's been a shitty few days when you miss a rose from DC. I hope it's better to be late than never with a thank you. :kiss:
 
Denae said:
You know...it's been a shitty few days when you miss a rose from DC. I hope it's better to be late than never with a thank you. :kiss:

A :rose: with my most sincere apology for the delay in getting to you my sweet...

And soft sweet :kiss: 's back at you my dear.
 
YKYDIGBSW you wake up to a beautiful warm weekend day and all you feel like doing is going back to bed so you feel guilty for not getting outside and enjoying the weather.
 
Nightbird said:
YKYDIGBSW you wake up to a beautiful warm weekend day and all you feel like doing is going back to bed so you feel guilty for not getting outside and enjoying the weather.

Get your ass out of the house NB!!!!! :D
 
YKYDIGBSW you spend most of the day fighting the worst migraine of your life, climb out of bed to post to this thread, and get so dizzy and nauseated from the pain you crawl back in bed again.
 
YKYDIGBSW

You wake up on the wet spot -- then realize there's no one else with you in bed. :eek:
 
nova4u said:
YKYDIGBSW you spend most of the day fighting the worst migraine of your life, climb out of bed to post to this thread, and get so dizzy and nauseated from the pain you crawl back in bed again.


feel better nova. :rose:
 
fathom7 said:
YKYDIGBSW

You wake up on the wet spot -- then realize there's no one else with you in bed. :eek:

First Lit-related laugh today--wonder if it will hold up in the Sexually Frustrated thread.... :D
 
YKYDIGBSW

You can't remember all the letters for you know your day is gonna be shitty when.

Hmm feel free to shorten that everyone thats way too long.
 
YKYDIGBSW your next door neighbour decides to start mixing concrete at 7am on a Sunday morning :(
 
...when you wake up to the alarm instead of just waking up on your own. (not a morning person)
 
When you wake up turn on the TV and immediately learn your under a Tornado watch, with major thunderstorms headed your way.
 
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