You know you've spent too much time on Lit if..

Chris_Xavier

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you have to make some sort of moral decision and you ask yourself..

What would Netzach do?
 
You know you've spent too much time on Lit if...

When you finally do get up, there are two grooves in your previously grooveless chair where your buttox used to be.
 
You know you've spent too much time on Lit if ...

you come here before checking to see if you got e-mails from r/l friends, family, etc., and this is the last site you visit before going to bed.

you get more PMs here than you get e-mails (except spam) at all your e-mail addies.
 
When I get sleepy, or when my bum aches...espically if I am on Literotica the day after my spanking session.....*whislting*
 
Chris_Xavier said:
you have to make some sort of moral decision and you ask yourself..

What would Netzach do?

I now want a bracelet that says WWNzD? on it.
 
Sir_Winston54 said:
You know you've spent too much time on Lit if ...

you come here before checking to see if you got e-mails from r/l friends, family, etc., and this is the last site you visit before going to bed.

you get more PMs here than you get e-mails (except spam) at all your e-mail addies.

Raises hand shyly.., and says this is me.. =0P
 
Sir_Winston54 said:
You know you've spent too much time on Lit if ...

you come here before checking to see if you got e-mails from r/l friends, family, etc., and this is the last site you visit before going to bed.

you get more PMs here than you get e-mails (except spam) at all your e-mail addies.


I don't see anything wrong with this:D

You know you've spent too much time on Lit when your family asks you how your Lit friends are doing :confused:
 
*coffeespew*

the world is in serious trouble if I'm a moral barometer.

And I like it that way.
:devil:
 
Netzach said:
*coffeespew*

the world is in serious trouble if I'm a moral barometer.

And I like it that way.
:devil:

LOL

You know you spend too much time on lit when your SO knows everyone's names, and what's going on in their lives.
 
graceanne said:
LOL

You know you spend too much time on lit when your SO knows everyone's names, and what's going on in their lives.
That's because he's been stalking you here.




Hi, K!
 
graceanne said:
LOL

You know you spend too much time on lit when your SO knows everyone's names, and what's going on in their lives.

Even worse when you're mom is the one talking about your lit friends. :rolleyes:
 
You think that song by meatloaf (I could do anything for love, but I wont' do that) is about hard limits.

(Thank you for the idea, imavoyeur.)
 
graceanne said:
You think that song by meatloaf (I could do anything for love, but I wont' do that) is about hard limits.

(Thank you for the idea, imavoyeur.)


You mean it isn't? :confused: :rolleyes:
 
You know you spend too much time on Lit if..

you know the location of 75% of the Liters within a 50 miles radius of you..
 
You know you've spent too much time on Lit if,

You see the letters "eg" and think Evil Geoff instead of "for example".
 
You know you've spent too much time on Lit if..

you start to forget what a normal non-reddened non-flogged/spanked/paddled/caned butt looks like.
 
YKYSTMTOLW

you notice when someone doesn't post for a few hours and you are worried about them.
 
Daddy2mylilgirl said:
You know you've spent too much time on Lit if..

you start to forget what a normal non-reddened non-flogged/spanked/paddled/caned butt looks like.


And this is a problem?
 
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