You know your getting old when...

CharlieB4

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To celebrate the first day of 2016, also the year in which I clock up a half century, how about a little bit of fun.

You know your getting old when you prefer to listen to the classic rock radio station and you know your getting really old when your heard to mutter that the classic rock station is playing to much dance and hip hop crap.

Let me know your markers of time.

Cheers

CharlieB4
 
Here's another,

You know your getting old when you see a pretty girl walk past and you wonder if her mother is still attached.
 
You know you're getting old when you do your New Year's Eve party in the afternoon.
 
This is the year I'll be moving out of the fifties bracket and on over into being sixty. :eek:

Guess my biggest 'You're now an old fart' time markers would be remembering where I was when I heard JFK had been shot, having to admit I did disco, and having had Neil Armstrong as a merit badge counselor when I was in Boy Scouts.

And remembering songs like this one when they first hit the air waves:

Top Ten Rock Songs of 1965

:nana:

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... when it snows and you can't figure out why the hell the kids don't turn off that infernal game and go outside and enjoy it.

_or_

... when the waitress at the diner doesn't flirt with you for a tip, or say you remind her of her father, but that you remind her of her GRANDFATHER (God rest his soul)

_or_

... when you shout "Party like it's 1999!" and everyone at the party leans to the other and says "What did he say?!" "I think he said he's ninety-nine." And then the young men in their pretty white coats come to turn the television off and hand you your walker and say it's time for bed.
 
Probably for the best. ;)

You know you're getting old when you sound like Rice Crispies when you get out of bed. Snap, Crackle, and Pop. :D

Or when you climb from the comfy chair and the sounds from your knees are too much like the Rice Crispies for comfort.

PS.
Charlie: I take it you mean "You're" rather than "Your"?
:)
 
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Much of what I did as a teen, legally, are now serious crimes. And much of what were serious crimes are now cool.
 
When I remember that I was an office supervisor in a Defence Establishment when the Cuban Missile Crisis started.
 
You know you're getting old when you can't use the proper, "you're", and instead repeatedly misspell the word.
 
YKYGOW you lose patience with lazy people categorising wear and tear ailments as "age related".

When, in spite of not being a parent, you can talk somebody through the basics of home nursing most of what used to be entirely normal childhood diseases.

When a godson you can remember carrying up the final stretch of a hill is more than old enough to have his own child.

When you can remember the relatively good old days of signing on being far less of an ordeal than it's become in recent years.
 
Probably for the best. ;)

You know you're getting old when you sound like Rice Crispies when you get out of bed. Snap, Crackle, and Pop. :D

Ah yes, when your actions creak louder than your words.
 
When the songs you remember your relations singing at Christmas were popular in the 1890s...

...and you still know the tune and words.
 
I knew I was getting old when I realised I didn't have to care any more. I had blown my chances of a 'good' career, reputation and marriage - so ... I might as well enjoy myself!

And I do.
:nana:

I imagined I could now flirt outrageously without repercussions and go out drinking alone without men bothering me. I could cycle in skirts without anyone caring about what I was putting on display to a nice cooling breeze. I could go into the sea on a hot day in a cute lingerie set I happened to be wearing, if I had forgotten my swimming costume - nobody would be that bothered that the lingerie was see-through even before I went in the water.

Actually I was wrong about all those things! :D However I do have a lot more fun now I feel I am too old to worry about appearances and can just get on with doing what I want.

Plus, I am able to indulge in my life-long passion for older men :devil: At last they are no longer inappropriately 'too old' for me. I am nearly as old as they are, although if I am lucky they still indulgently treat me as a little fluffy thing - until I open my mouth :rolleyes:.
 
I knew I was old when the music I listened to in my 20's became classic rock.
Very soon I'll no longer be halfway to 90.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember when there was only AM radio.
 
I don't usually feel old, I feel "normal", but this thread is getting me there. Some of the people describing how they know they are old are far younger than I!
 
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