You know your day is going to be good when...

[Folded Pixie]

you wake up and get to spend two hours masturbating. Everything just seems like it will all be ok.

 

[Guest]

Something tells me you are a woman.

 

[Folded Pixie]

Why is that?

 

[amiss]

Sugar, because guys don't ususally spend two whole hours jerking their man-meat.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

You know your day is going to be good when...

your first fart of the morning is dry!

 

[Folded Pixie]

I suppose that's true, but I find that odd because I know if I had one, I'd be playing with it all day.

 

[Folded Pixie]

You know your day is going to be good when...

your first fart of the morning is dry!

That went so well with your av...

 

[amiss]

I believe most men feel the same way about breasts.

Note: Edited for spelling after a thoughtful "nudge".

 

[bluespoke]

I believe most men feel the same way about breats.

Nah, breats are boring. Now breasts they are something else!!

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

I believe most men feel the same way about breats.

Breasts too.

 

[Folded Pixie]

Actually, I think if mine were bigger than the pathetic 1/2A cup that they are, I'd do the same thing.

 

[amiss]

Actually, I think if mine were bigger than the pathetic 1/2A cup that they are, I'd do the same thing.

You think men care about things like that? *lol* Sugar, men's tastes vary (literally and figuratively). They like different women and different sizes for different reasons. (Wow, was that unclear!)

For instance, I was at the strip club last week with my b/f and one of our friends, and one of the girls on stage had very, very tiny tits. I half-jokingly suggested she may not be old enough to be legally dancing up there. My friend said she had other attributes to admire. Which I did have to concede, she had nice legs, and a fairly nice ass.

I think the moral of the story is the idea of women, and the differences in our bodies compared to men, is what gets them. Breasts are just a really classic example of those seductive curves.

 

[Folded Pixie]

This is true. For some reason I just want them. *shrug* I'm leaving, but I'll finish rambling on this subject later.

 

[Tungwagger]

Sugar, because guys don't ususally spend two whole hours jerking their man-meat.

I do...

But only because I'm still trying to hit the ceiling while laying on the floor...

 

[Carp]

Actually, I think if mine were bigger than the pathetic 1/2A cup that they are, I'd do the same thing.

Ummm. Pretty little boobies.

 

[Folded Pixie]

Ummm. Pretty little boobies.

Is that you being sarcastic, or trying to comfort me?

 

[Cibo]

you wake up and get to spend two hours masturbating. Everything just seems like it will all be ok.

Dammit, I said all you gotta do is ask.


NOW, what do I win?

 

[Folded Pixie]

Well...since you invented this little game, you pick the prize.

 

[Cibo]

Well...since you invented this little game, you pick the prize.

Well...what are the choices?

I mean you already have threads where you masterbated for 2 straight hours and end up just soaking wet sitting in a chair...

 

[Folded Pixie]

LOL

*blushblushblush*