You Know You Spend Too Much Time On The Net When...

Laurel

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...you're in the car, the radio reception cuts out, and your first thought is, "Crap! Did that site just go down?"
 
I was off playing "Will it Float?"

For that this page is going WIDE!

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when you start using online phrases in normal conversation; like "LOL" and "BRB".
 
sd412 said:
What?

Crap!

It makes them wide for me!

Cant post on the one that actually is wide for me.

So I thought I'd tell ya it finally got wide.
 
You find yourself thinking "Cntrl-Z" when you fuck up in real life.
 
While you are reading the newspaper you read an article that you know all your friends would love, and you get the notion to get out the glue and sissors and give it C&P whirl.
 
When

The sight of a special someones screename gives you the butterflies
 
you start saying you got mail in that voice without realizing your saying it out loud.
 
When

Someone at work says something funny and your reply is "LOL"
 
When someone is annoying you in real life and you can't just take them off your buddy list and be done with them.

or when you need to make a phone call and you accidentaly dial the number on your computer keypad and wonder why it isn't ringing. :rolleyes:
 
When you start writting down your shopping list in HTML with a ********** drop down menu......
 
And todays shopping list is....

<html>
<head>
<title>Shoppinglist</title>

</head>

<body>

<dl align="center">
<dt><font=ariel size=4>Veggies
<dd>Onions<br>salad<br>carrots<br>cucumber.
</dl>
<br>
Milk
<br>
<dl align="center">
<dt><font=ariel size=4>Alcohol
<dd>Dos Equise<br>Killians<br>Chianti<br>Burgundy.
</dl>
<br>
<dl align="center">
<dt><font=ariel size=4>Meats
<dd>Steaks<br>Pork<br>Bacon<br>Roast.
</dl>

</body>
</html>
 
I do not spend too much time online...I swear I can give it up whenever I want...God there is only two sites in my browser bar, my mail and Lit....see I cant be on THAT long....erm...
 
you have spent to much time on the net when


you have not eaten a solid meal meal at the table in so long you start looking like your av
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Good one.

You know you have spent too much time on the net when you have to use your hands to uncross your legs to get up to go to the bathroom. If you are just going to the bathroom where you sit, you can be absolutely certain you are spending too much time on the net.
 
When someone asks you who your best friend is and you immediately answer "the backspace key."

When the backspace key no longer has visible letters.
 
You know you have spent too much time on the net when you can tell who this reminded me of without me mentioning a name.



Yesterday, I'm sitting in the parking lot of the auto part store while hubby runs inside for something. While scoping out the parking lot, my attention is caught by a group of people, 6 or 7, standing around a sweeeet bright yellow 4x4 truck, decked out...cool as hell. They are all looking under the hood, checking it out, right. Well, the group breaks up and I notice that a girl, one that worked in the store I think, shuts the hood, waves to all the guys, hops in HER truck and drives away.

It made me chuckle because I instantly thought of someone from here.


:D
 
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