You KNOW you are sexually dead, when...

LWulf

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Or this could be called:

You KNOW you are old, when...
or
You KNOW you are having a bad day, when...


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I'll start off with one of each.
  • You know you are getting old when you put your pants on backwards ...then realize they fit better!
  • You know you are having a bad day when the people from the Department of Biological Warfare asks you for your recipe for the dinner you served last night.
  • You know you are sexually dead when you haven't gotten laid in over ten years, and that doesn't bother you.
 
You know you are having a bad day, when a black cat avoids having you cross it's path.
 
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