You know who you fuckers should elect as prez?

[Sean]

David Sedaris. I'd become a citizen just to vote.

 

[tactful]

David Sedaris. I'd become a citizen just to vote.

And here I thought maybe a Queen or a King, would be in our best interest, truly a Royal Flush, it would be a cleansing like no other.

 

[Sean]

Stuff to remember when you go to the polls this November.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-GIiOSxsAQ&feature=related

 

[TonyClifton]

Dame Edna

 

[kbate]

Too Gay. May be too gay to get my vote and that's freakin' gay.

I like Sedaris though. He's just too gay.

way too gay.

have I said . . . ?

 

[Beco]

David Sedaris. I'd become a citizen just to vote.

I'll let David Sedaris know this, whoever the fuck he is...

 

[islandman]

I'd vote for Colbert or Jon Stewart before Sedaris.

 

[Sean]

Too Gay. May be too gay to get my vote and that's freakin' gay.

I like Sedaris though. He's just too gay.

way too gay.

have I said . . . ?

He's one of the few people that makes your country not ripe for the rapture. Smart, funny, that has to hurt.

 

[kbate]

I'd vote for Colbert or Jon Stewart before Sedaris.

Sedaris writes his own. That's why he's God.

We just get another coalition of liberal comedy writers with Stewart or Colbert, and we already have that with the White House press team.




Yes, I just declared God is Gay - take that Right Wingnuts and Islamic haterz.

 

[XdOu™]

i really don't give a fuck who wins really.

but i wouldnt mind NOBAMA again @ the white house. even though he's one big bullshitter like the others who got elected before him

 

[kbate]

i really don't give a fuck who wins really.

but i wouldnt mind NOBAMA again @ the white house. even though he's one big bullshitter like the others who got elected before him

What was that?

 

[IndieSnob]

I was lucky enough to see him at the Beacon Theater. I'd never laughed so hard in my life.

 

[XdOu™]

What was that?

like more job openings/hirings.

it was never accomplished.

 

[kbate]

like more job openings/hirings.

it was never accomplished.

What?

 

[Sean]

I was lucky enough to see him at the Beacon Theater. I'd never laughed so hard in my life.

Communist!

 

[islandman]

Sedaris writes his own. That's why he's God.

We just get another coalition of liberal comedy writers with Stewart or Colbert, and we already have that with the White House press team.




Yes, I just declared God is Gay - take that Right Wingnuts and Islamic haterz.

I've had enough of Presidential candidates with a Chicago connection, tyvm.

 

[XdOu™]

really? *Shakeshead*

 

[IndieSnob]

P.S.

I'd fuck Amy Sedaris in a heartbeat.

 

[bux_fan]

Bill O'Reilly

 

[cjh]

What's wrong with Sara Vowell?

 

[dirtwrench]

I'd vote for Colbert or Jon Stewart before Sedaris.

If he was on the ballot, I'd vote for Jon Stewart over Obama or Romney any day! Hell I might vote for him even with Colbert as vice. No, that was too far. Almost anyone else as vice.

 

[kbate]

What's wrong with Sara Vowell?

make your own adoration thread.