You know what's weird...

[JerseyBoy]

If they made a movie of your life...you couldnt even play yourself, cause you'd suck. They'd put a camera in front of you and you'd be terrible...you couldnt even play you!

now supposing they actually could find two hours of your life worthwhile to make a movie...what actor would be best suited to play you?

 

[islandman]

Andy Garcia.

 

[Guest]

Michael Bolton

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

Kathy Bates...I think we may have about the same level of bitchiness

Wicked

 

[HeavyStick]

Denzel Washington, even though I'm white he's a good actor and could be a convincing white guy.

 

[bknight2602]

Bill Murray

 

[intrigued]

If they made a movie of your life...you couldnt even play yourself, cause you'd suck. They'd put a camera in front of you and you'd be terrible...you couldnt even play you!

now supposing they actually could find two hours of your life worthwhile to make a movie...what actor would be best suited to play you?

JB...no answer, sorry! I just want to say "hi".

 

[Tantrikenetic]

Jason Lee!

 

[JerseyBoy]

Re: Re: You know what's weird...

JB...no answer, sorry! I just want to say "hi".

hi to you sweets...hope your dial in has been good to you!

 

[CoolidgEffect]

John Cleese.

 

[1fiestyredhead]

Kate Winslet

 

[intrigued]

Re: Re: Re: You know what's weird...

hi to you sweets...hope your dial in has been good to you!

lol, I have a new one now, and umm...I'm still paying for those NJ dial ups!

 

[celiaKitten]

Jeneane Garafalo

 

[J.B.]

no one!

they could never find the perfect actor for me!

 

[DéjàNu]

Nicole Kidman

 

[DarkAngel]

I have this sense of DéjàNu

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Salma Hayek .... I look nothing like her .. not even close.
But she is simply hot and sexy....

 

[Guest]

Julia Roberts...we both have big mouths.

 

[JerseyBoy]

Salma Hayek .... she is simply hot and sexy....

she would have to be to play you

 

[JerseyBoy]

Re: no one!

they could never find the perfect actor for me!

somehow Neve Campbell from 'Wild Things' comes to mind...yeah she's got that whole sexy fluffy mysterious thing going on...

 

[Debbie]

Elvis Presley. We both rock to our own tunes.
Or Billy Connelly. 'Cos we both make my sides
ache with great laughs.
Or a woman? Hmmm. Sandra Bullock. She could make
a smelly fart seem humourous.

 

[Guest]

Angelina Jolie...

its the mouth...I want her mouth.

and kissing it wouldn't be bad either.