You know what's a pain in the ass?

[Xelebes]

Diarrhea.



I needed to vent.

 

[Blushing Bottom]

That's ok just so long as your venting is of the cerebral type and not anal in nature in terms of your comment.

Diarrhea.



I needed to vent.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

I needed to vent.

Open the window in the bathroom a wee bit. Or turn on the fan. That usually helps here anyway.

 

[A Desert Rose]

two words for you...

BRAT diet

Bananas
Rice
Apples/applesauce
Toast

In general, white foods work well to counter diarrhea.

 

[Shankara20]

Diarrhea.



I needed to vent.

ain't that just the shits.....

 

[Evil_Geoff]

ain't that just the shits.....

*chuckles*
If there is anyone on this forum I would trust to get advice from, about pain in the ass and what to do about it... it's our Shankara!

 

[Shankara20]

*chuckles*
If there is anyone on this forum I would trust to get advice from, about pain in the ass and what to do about it... it's our Shankara!

yes yes
see DVS about pain-in-the-ass delivery
see Shank about how to give it an exquisite reception...

humbly at your service, once again me dear EG

 

[graceanne]

I hear that. I have it chronically, but today I've got it even worse than normal, complete with stomach cramps and nausea. That reminds me, I need to drink something or I'll get sick.

 

[MadamaMiniTopic]

Diarrhea.



I needed to vent.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/fishreah.jpg

 

[graceanne]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/fishreah.jpg

EW!!!!

 

[Shankara20]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/fishreah.jpg

nope not a thing to add.....

 

[graceanne]

I'm beginning to wonder if this isn't a viral thing. I'm seriously considering taking my last morphine. (I've been saving it or an emergency for over a year.) If I'm not feeling better tomorrow I'm going in.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/fishreah.jpg

Madama.... that is just... sooooo... utterly, terribly... wrong! On so many levels!

I like it!

 

[graceanne]

Madama.... that is just... sooooo... utterly, terribly... wrong! On so many levels!

I like it!

sicko

 

[FurryFury]

I'm beginning to wonder if this isn't a viral thing. I'm seriously considering taking my last morphine. (I've been saving it or an emergency for over a year.) If I'm not feeling better tomorrow I'm going in.

I hope you are feeling better today.

*hug*

Fury

 

[DVS]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/rebecca000/fishreah.jpg

Do they sell fish food with bran in it? Maybe it needs some ruffage. Would that be Kelp, then?

 

[DVS]

Diarrhea.



I needed to vent.

Maybe you need some Dom/me to plug that problem up for you.




















Nope, don't look at me, buster.

 

[DVS]

yes yes
see DVS about pain-in-the-ass delivery
see Shank about how to give it an exquisite reception...

humbly at your service, once again me dear EG

Many years ago (in the early 70s ...that's A.D.) I saw this beautiful blonde wearing a T-shirt that said "All deliveries in rear" on the front, and on the back, it had an arrow pointing down. As she walked away from me, my eyes followed that arrow down to a near perfect ass in a pair of tight shorts.

Wow, that experience had quite an effect on me. I was young and in college and my hormones were raging. I just stood there, in some kind of stuper, and the woman just walked on by...and I never saw her again.


To this day, I ache in my crotch, thinking about her.

 

[graceanne]

I was wondering how long it would take you to find your way to this thread.

 

[coy_one]

Many years ago (in the early 70s ...that's A.D.) I saw this beautiful blonde wearing a T-shirt that said "All deliveries in rear" on the front, and on the back, it had an arrow pointing down. As she walked away from me, my eyes followed that arrow down to a near perfect ass in a pair of tight shorts.

Wow, that experience had quite an effect on me. I was young and in college and my hormones were raging. I just stood there, in some kind of stuper, and the woman just walked on by...and I never saw her again.


To this day, I ache in my crotch, thinking about her.

Damn, I saw this shirt yesterday that said, "The view from behind is better" and immediately thought of you. LOL

 

[Bandit58]

Diarrhea.



I needed to vent.

It can also be a pain in the head, when you have it so violently that you pass out and hit your head on the way to the floor....... *Voice of experience*

 

[Virgin_Whore_Baby]

Diarrhea.



I needed to vent.

ROFL!

 

[DVS]

Damn, I saw this shirt yesterday that said, "The view from behind is better" and immediately thought of you. LOL

I really do love those shirts that tell the truth. Actually, that's the first thing I look at, on a woman...her ass. If I like that, I look at her face. Yes, a nice ass is more important than a pretty face. Shit, she could be flat chested, and I wouldn't mind...but if that ass is a nice one...I'm there!

I was there, when I saw that blonde wearing that "all delveries in rear" shirt. I was just so involved in what I was watching that I let her walk on past. That shirt and the one you mention...they're obviously an advertisement. A little bit of friendly small talk will tell you what the price of admission is.

And, sometimes, a little friendly talk IS the price of admission.