You know what we need around here? A good old Cock Fight!

[JazzManJim]

No, you sick freaks, that's not what I meant!!!

With all the penis avs that have been around here lately, maybe it's time to have a shootout in the OK Corral, a Cock Fight, a Penis Pageant.

Here's my idea. We get some entrants, have them post their penis avs either as an av, on on the thread, and then we put up a poll. It'd last a week , and the ones with the most votes is the Penis of the Year - or whatever.

The judgeing would be based on a few qualities, length, girth, beauty, lickability/kissability, the way it makes your heart skip a beat when you see it. Whatever. We'll decide that when the time comes.

If there's overwhelming demand, we run two contests and take the top four from each round or something. One of yo fine ladies can run the thing.

So what do you think? Should the Penis Pic Posters stand up and be counted??

 

[wicked faerie]

i wholeheartedly endorse this event.

 

[Wiggles]

Do you know how much ego depends on the penis?

Nuh uh, I'm not getting involved.

(But I'll gladly view the participants.)

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm with Wiggles.

Unless it's a penis to penis "sword" fight, I'm not getting involved.

It'd be like you trying to pick who has the best boobies without getting murdered in your sleep over it.

For-get-it.

*hides behind Wiggles*

 

[tswyk]

Sounds like Heaven , Dahlin' - but only if your wondrous member is included....



*webcam*

 

[JazzManJim]

Hey guys, of all the penii I've seen in avs and such the last couple weeks, mine is by far the smallest!!

I"m figuring mine for last, or close to it (unless the lickable-head vote comes in strong! Or the girth vote).

Nontheless, I think it'd be a cool thing to do.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Did someone call?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Hey Buckos, my strapon would whip you dudes anytime......

 

[LukkyKnight]

http://www.rudehumor.net/pictures/cockfight.jpg

 

[LukkyKnight]

To be forewarned...

http://www.vidbay.net/files/images/vidbay-com_cockfight.jpg

 

[Carl East]

Can someone with a bit of know how, please put my pic into this thread so that it can be viewed straight away. I just can't do it, I'm thick, so sue me.

You'll find the picture I want in the hardcore photo section, it's entitled "Author au Natural," thx in advance.

Carl

ps should be good for a laugh.

 

[JazzManJim]

Not quite yet, Carl.

But if it does get off the ground, there'll be a thread for it all its own.

I figure the likely entrants would be:

Carl
Dillinger
miles
Juspar
Me
Bob Peale

And at least four of five others.

 

[Wiggles]

I think I remember Zamdrist and Thumbs? showing theirs. They might like to do it.

 

[thumbs2_ca]

sure

Count me in.. what the heck.. It will be good for a laugh.

 

[Azwed]

Well I don't have copies of my cock pictures on this computer and can't take more since my digicam is dead.

Did someone perhaps save them when i posted them a week or so ago?

There were two pictures that would have been good one in black and white and one with me standing.

 

[Guest]

Shit!

My luck again...

I was looking for a pussy fight!

 

[La Principessa]

I like to volunteer my "skills" as a judge!!!

PLEASE....I'm bored tonight.......*clap clap* ENTERTAIN ME!!


hey T.H. are there going to be dancing boys?!?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I like to volunteer my "skills" as a judge!!!

PLEASE....I'm bored tonight.......*clap clap* ENTERTAIN ME!!


hey T.H. are there going to be dancing boys?!?

Well maybe we can be the cheerleaders.

 

[La Principessa]

Well maybe we can be the cheerleaders.

Honey, I got pom-pons to spare!!!

Bring on the dancing boys!!

if they don't start showing it soon....I'm gonna start chanting T.H.!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

if they don't start showing it soon....I'm gonna start chanting T.H.!

Careful what you yell for I might just bring out my strapon.

 

[La Principessa]

Careful what you yell for I might just bring out my strapon.

as much as I enjoy your company T.H. what I love and want to see is COCK! preferrably attached to the male anatomy!!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

as much as I enjoy your company T.H. what I love and want to see is COCK! preferrably attached to the male anatomy!!

Ah damn, there goes another fantasy......

 

[La Principessa]

Ah damn, there goes another fantasy......

sorry.....as much fun as I'm sure it would be......I am born to love men......namely wolf-type men! *sigh

 

[T.H. Oughts]

sorry.....as much fun as I'm sure it would be......I am born to love men......namely wolf-type men! *sigh

True, I've found a Maple flavour one that is very sexy too.

 

[La Principessa]

True, I've found a Maple flavour one that is very sexy too.

the where are the contestants???