you know what the world really needs?

[rae121452]

it just hit me earlier this evening while i was flipping channels. i came upon a performance by the american ballet theater. i hate ballet. but i watched a few minutes and i had an epiphany.

what the world really needs is a totally nude ballet troupe. it would make it a hell of a lot more interesting to watch. think about it.

 

[pecksniff]

Nude, yes. Barefoot, no. Just try going up en pointe without shoes!

 

[Saint_Ann]

Love, sweet love?

 

[hobbit.]

it just hit me earlier this evening while i was flipping channels. i came upon a performance by the american ballet theater. i hate ballet. but i watched a few minutes and i had an epiphany.

what the world really needs is a totally nude ballet troupe. it would make it a hell of a lot more interesting to watch. think about it.

I'd rather not, but thanks for the sleeppess night.

 

[Cubantripod]

A Coke?

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

what the world needs now is a 5 dollar blowjob...

 

[pecksniff]

what the world needs now is a 5 dollar blowjob...

Especially if you can get one from a ballet dancer!

 

[AlexaHalo]

it just hit me earlier this evening while i was flipping channels. i came upon a performance by the american ballet theater. i hate ballet. but i watched a few minutes and i had an epiphany.

what the world really needs is a totally nude ballet troupe. it would make it a hell of a lot more interesting to watch. think about it.

It would be fascinating. Do you think it might distract from the actual performance??

What about the orchestra? Would they be naked also??

 

[Fermina_Daza]

Except most willing to dance nude know the money involves a lap dance, not attending Juilliard.

 

[pecksniff]

Except most willing to dance nude know the money involves a lap dance, not attending Juilliard.

There's also nude dancing on stage -- but there's a reason it is done in an entirely different style than ballet.

 

[Fermina_Daza]

There's also nude dancing on stage -- but there's a reason it is done in an entirely different style than ballet.

Right…..but “starving artist” is a phrase for a reason.

 

[jaF0]

A giant asteroid.

 

[pecksniff]

A giant asteroid.

Would it be nude?

 

[Not Normal]

Nude, yes. Barefoot, no. Just try going up en pointe without shoes!

Whereas modern dance is done barefoot. And is much more interesting.

 

[Champakian]

what the world needs now is a 5 dollar blowjob...

We have a saying in these here parts...


You get what you pay for.


Think about it.

 

[rae121452]

what the world needs now is a 5 dollar blowjob...

if we're discussing blowjobs, then what the world needs now is FREE blowjobs on demand. god knows, i've done my part.

 

[pecksniff]

Most ballerinas are so skinny that, if they danced nude, I don't suppose flopping tits would be a problem.

 

[stickygirl]

I had the privilege of standing backstage during a performance by Sadlers Wells ballet. I was totally g-smacked by their athleticism - the fucking hard work they put in to make everything look effortless. They come off stage with costumes wringing with sweat, feet bleeding and knackered. It totally changed my opinion of them and now I love watching ballet - I think they're amazing.

Nude? Meh... wouldn't be much to see other than yesterday's breakfast

 

[Tryharder62]

Naked ballet dancers. Go to Paris and see the Follies.

What the world really needs now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUaxVQPohlU

 

[FL30]

it just hit me earlier this evening while i was flipping channels. i came upon a performance by the american ballet theater. i hate ballet. but i watched a few minutes and i had an epiphany.

what the world really needs is a totally nude ballet troupe. it would make it a hell of a lot more interesting to watch. think about it.

there was a nude ballet at one time, it didn't make it, it was still too boring