You Know What I could go for?

[Guest]

Chicken. MMmmmm boy howdy. Grill that sucker on the Bar-Bie-Que and there ya go.... MmmmHmmm Good Eatin

 

[Guest]

Pipe down, you HillBilly!!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

Why you cotton pickin', City Slickin'

I'll kill you for disrespecting me like that in front of my woman!!!!!

 

[Guest]

That's right Joe-Bob. You get him!

 

[Guest]

Put a sock in it Hayseed. I'll beat you so bad, you'll beg to die.

 

[Guest]

All right then, Have at thee!!!!!

*Stab*

 

[Problem Child]

schizophrenia is an insidious thing.

 

[Guest]

Wha??? How could you go from being an unsophisticated, slack jawed redneck into the dashing and cultured hero of Ms. Orczy's tales?

What, Ho?? I am mortally wounded! Curse You Pimpernel! Curse Youuuuuu...............Ugh.

 

[Guest]

Hush PC. It's getting to the good part.

 

[Guest]

Good then, another evil doer that would do evil could do no more evil. All in all a fine piece of work from me, the man they call The Scarlet Pimpernel!!

So remember kids, brush your teeth, say your prayers and don't become a tool of the fascist corporate forces leading us into the scary world of globalization.

 

[Guest]

Omigod!!! It's really him!!! It's the Scarlet Pimpernel!!!

AIiiigh! He's so suave and dashing!! Can I have your autograph!!! Can I touch your cape????

 

[Guest]

Control yourself ladies. Another day, Another justice served. And now, I'm off!!!!!!!!!

 

[Problem Child]

It is a pretty amusing one man/woman show.

Kudos, whomever you are.

This place is deader'n a fucking graveyard this morning.

Where is everybody? Church? Goddamn robots. Free yourselves! Throw off the yoke of organized religion you lemmings...

 

[Weevil]

Wow!! A lot of exciting stuff sure happens when I'm not here. Did I just miss the Pimpernel again??

Boy Howdy.

 

[Problem Child]

Hey, somebody I actually know!

Hi Evil.

 

[Weevil]

Howzit going my vernacularly challenged chum?

 

[lavender]

 

[GuyJD]

TO THE NOT SO ASPIRING ONE MAN/WOMAN SHOW HOST

With all of these different personalities that you bear, does that put you into a different tax bracket? I mean really....Can you list them on your income tax as your dependents?
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What a shitty pity!! So many characters and so little talent.
Of course, this doesn't include you two, PC & Evil.

 

[Problem Child]

I know lot's of vernac.., vernacul..

I know lot's of stuff bitch!

Was that you playing EB?

Was that him Lavy?

Goddamn it, somebody answer me...

 

[Guest]

EBW,

It is always so amusing to watch you playing with yourself.

Hot Diggity Dammit, Lav!!!!!!!!!! I don't know why you keep insisting that I do this! I'm not insane!

 

[Guest]

I know lot's of vernac.., vernacul..

I know lot's of stuff bitch!

Was that you playing EB?

Was that him Lavy?

Goddamn it, somebody answer me...

Of course it wasn't me. I arrived after the Pimpernel left, remember?

You know who I think he is? Lav. That's right. Why? Well why else would she be accusing everyone??? Blame it on me to clear her own dirty hands. Sorry Lav, I won't be your puppet. Not today, Not anyday.

 

[Weevil]

Hmmmmmm. I think I might have blown my cover.

 

[Weevil]

Shazbut!!!!!!!!

Well, I'm off!!!