You know its time when.....

[Penalt]

While cleaning house today our 4-year old brought me a small (8-inch) length of light chain. He wanted to play with it, so I asked him if he knew what it was for. He replied in a cheery little voice, "Tie up!" Mamid and I just looked at each other with the classic 'Oh, Shit' look.

Time to put the toys away for decade or so. Damm shame that, Mamid's lost so much weight lately her collar has to be on its tightest notch. Not that I am complaining about her wearing a nice close fitting collar.

 

[Mamid]

more like I mouthed "o f*k" and you replied "oh cr*p."

bye bye toys...

 

[Betticus]

hehehehehehehe

 

[NemoAlia]

I had guests at my house the other day -- the young children of a friend -- who discovered an errant pornographic novel under my bed. The cover featured a naked woman, standing, facing away from the camera with her hands pulling down her underwear.

The oldest girl asked, "Why is she taking off her panties?"

I replied, "Probably because she got in trouble and she's going to be spanked."

 

[the captians wench]

I have a few things around my tiny apt that usually go unnoticed by those who are not really involved in bdsm. One of which is a pair or hooks in the living room, each with a good length of chain hanging from them with a lantern attached to them. I've been begging one friend to tie me from it so he knows perfectly well my intentions for them, so every time he's over he laughs at them. He finds it very amusing that something so innocent looking would hide such a secret. Then when mom's over she critizises my choice in chain color. *giggles* The cover works!

 

[FurryFury]

While cleaning house today our 4-year old brought me a small (8-inch) length of light chain. He wanted to play with it, so I asked him if he knew what it was for. He replied in a cheery little voice, "Tie up!" Mamid and I just looked at each other with the classic 'Oh, Shit' look.

Time to put the toys away for decade or so. Damm shame that, Mamid's lost so much weight lately her collar has to be on its tightest notch. Not that I am complaining about her wearing a nice close fitting collar.

more like I mouthed "o f*k" and you replied "oh cr*p."

bye bye toys...

LOL!

Cute!

Um, time for what?

Fury

 

[Penalt]

sigh

Found the 4yr old now playing with an older 3 foot hank of rope. No biggie but he was wrapping it around his leg and trying to tie it off. Asked him what he was doing. He replied with "Play, tie up!" Oh, yah, most definitely time to make sure all the stuff is stored in the bedroom and initiate a little more discretion around the kids.

Not like the neighbors don't know about how we play. Mamid walked over to the landlady's office the other day wearing her collar. I had put it on her because she was in some post-operative/partum pain and when she has it on she knows she has to obey me because I will be taking care of my little slave.

Anyway she had been wearing it most of the day to the point where she simply forgot she had it on. She walked all the way out to landlady's office and was on the trip back one of our neighbors caught sight of ring hanging off the collar. She went up to check out the cool 'necklace'. When Mamid proudly showed off her collar the neighbor exclaimed,"Wow, that's hardcore!" Mamid replied,"Not really, it isn't locked on."

 

[Mamid]

I did not "proudly show off" my collar.

I had completely forgotten I was wearing it when I went out the door. I only remembered that I was wearing it when she came up to me asking me what I was wearing because she couldn't see it. When she saw it, she flipped out. "That's hardcore." I quipped back without thinking "no its not. Its not locked on."

She retreated. Quickly.

She hasn't mentioned it since.

 

[FurryFury]

Oh I see what time y'all meant now. Thanks.

*L*

Not locked?

*chuckles*

Fury

 

[Mamid]

not when I'm post operative and post partum. not a good idea.

no, i did not have a cesearean. I ended up having a d&c 12 days after our youngest's birth.

 

[bashfull]

While cleaning house today our 4-year old brought me a small (8-inch) length of light chain. He wanted to play with it, so I asked him if he knew what it was for. He replied in a cheery little voice, "Tie up!" Mamid and I just looked at each other with the classic 'Oh, Shit' look.

Time to put the toys away for decade or so. Damm shame that, Mamid's lost so much weight lately her collar has to be on its tightest notch. Not that I am complaining about her wearing a nice close fitting collar.

Getting a little loud during playtime are we? lol.

 

[Penalt]

Not so much during playtime. Its the banter before thats getting us into trouble. LOL And, Mamid, you are proud of your collar. After all, why else did you deliberately show it off to the next door neighbor. I know you love how it feels, the sounds it makes and how I treat you while it is snugged around your lovely throat.



Boy, its a good thing we have kids otherwise.........

 

[FurryFury]

Getting a little loud during playtime are we? lol.

God knows it's damned hard to be quiet during playtime.

*L*

Fury

 

[Mamid]

gags work.

 

[FurryFury]

gags work.

That's what people are so quick to say. It doesn't do shit for impact noises though.

Fury

 

[Mamid]

he's more into the b of bdsm than the dsm. Some d, but not much.

so the impacts are not something we have to worry about.

I even lost my show collar and that's very upsetting.

 

[bashfull]

God knows it's damned hard to be quiet during playtime.

*L*

Fury

Yanno, a woman being loud just downright turns me on. Now I'm all distracted thinking about that.