You know it's a bad day when

[pyramider]

You know it is a bad day when..
I am trying to start a homor thread about "You know it's a bad day"

You know it is bad day when your girlfriend buys you a cock-extension for Christmas

You knwo it's a bad day when the leggy blonde you met at the bar blows you in the car and you reach to fondle her and grab two hard balls and a stiff dick

Could we add to those?


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drkhorse

 

[Halx]

You know it's a bad day when you wake up, look in the mirror, and you're Marv Albert


umm.. yeah.. sports fans should know what I am talking about.

 

[Guest]

You know it's a bad day when you wake up, look in the mirror, and you're Marv Albert


umm.. yeah.. sports fans should know what I am talking about.

Marv Who?! lol... = P

 

[Randy]

pyramider

Your post would be a good day for Marv.

You spent the whole night lusting after a gorgeous babe way out of your league, when she buys you a cocktail, takes you back to her place, swap a half hour of oral, screw like banshees and can't cum 'cause your too wasted It's almost like it didn't happen.
Randy

 

[Notme2]

You know its a bad day when your girl tells you she wants to do a threesome with another girl (you are all excited of course) and then she says you aren't part of it.

 

[Czarina]

Female version of a bad day

You know its a bad day when you find your tampon behind your ear and wonder what in the hell happened to your pencil.

 

[Wiggles]

Re: Female version of a bad day

You know its a bad day when you find your tampon behind your ear and wonder what in the hell happened to your pencil.

Ooh god, that Would be a bad day........Ewww

 

[pyramider]

You know it's a bad day when you hand the priest your sin list (he is hard of hearing and have asked the congreg.for the sin lists in writing) - he slides it back to you saying it's a grocery list. And you wonder who in the grocer's shop is reading about all your sins.