you know hpw a nice warm bubble bath is great for masturbation?

[sb2009]

Yeah, it's one of my favorite places to do it. But not tonight...someone, who shall remain nameless in case he is a homocide victim on the news, felt the need to shout each and every event in the fucking football game, through the door. Becuase, not being a football fan, I might start to like it if I get lessons while i'm soaking in a tub, drinking chamomile tea and trying to have an orgasm.

When i got out, dried off and came into the living room, he said "Oh good, the game is still on, you haven't missed much."

I'm contemplating a quick strike over the head with a hammer or a slow smothering by a pillow.

 

[Netzach]

*so glad I married the uberfemme*

 

[sb2009]

he was the uberfemme. he was metrosexual before anyone else. This last job has done strange things to him. And the horrid part is that he wants to *share this with me.*
I don't ask him to read books I read, or to post at Lit or to watch Firefly marathons with my friends. So why does he feel the need to share?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

.... I don't ask him to read books I read, or to post at Lit or to watch Firefly marathons with my friends. So why does he feel the need to share?

Because new enthusiasms for some reason tend to make people feel that they simply *must* share them with those they love. Consider it a compliment that he is not only willing to share this with you, but *wants* to share it with you... it's newly important to his life, and you're important to his life, and he wants to meld the two.

 

[sb2009]

bah, go on with your logic and insight, now i feel bad for not appreciating his sharing his new interest with me.

I guess he'll live another night.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

bah, go on with your logic and insight, now i feel bad for not appreciating his sharing his new interest with me.

I guess he'll live another night.

You *could* gently point out, however, that when you get into a steamy bubblebath and are having fun playing with yourself, interrupting said play could endanger the longevity of certain of his body parts...

Or just tell him that while you love him sharing his enthusiasm with you, you really can't enjoy it unless you're actually seeing the action, that it just frustrates you to only be able to hear about it.

 

[graceanne]

R O F L M A O

 

[ultramarineblue]

This thread rocks. Wait....there isn't much rocking going on is there.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Hmmm...I'd suggest waiting until the last minutes of a key playoff game, in the middle of a winning drive...


...and then screaming out your own personal play-by-play from the bathtub.

 

[graceanne]

Hmmm...I'd suggest waiting until the last minutes of a key playoff game, in the middle of a winning drive...


...and then screaming out your own personal play-by-play from the bathtub.

OMG

ROFL!!!

 

[WriterDom]

I came in the tub yesterday as I was writing the end of the story in my head.