You know how many guns i have?

[bigbritish]

None, and i dont care if other people have guns

i got a lock on my door because i dont want other people in my space, but you dont hear me advocating world peace because of it

 

[butters]

that's nice

plus we don't tend to have regular school/public mass shootings

 

[dolf]

i don't have a gun,

but i do have a vicious, dangerous potato peeler.

 

[butters]

i don't have a gun,

but i do have a vicious, dangerous potato peeler.

^ and she's not afraid to use it

peelers don't peel potatoes, people do

plenty of stuff to hand in any house that can act as a defensive weapon without needing to resort to guns

 

[Adre]

i don't have a gun,

but i do have a vicious, dangerous potato peeler.

I bet those taters start quaking when you walk into the kitchen.

 

[dolf]

i peel them with napalm, as is my gawd given right. yeeeehaw!

 

[butters]

i peel them with napalm, as is my gawd given right. yeeeehaw!

buy them from the chippy and be done with it, you heartless bitch

potato-suffering is just the tip of society's addiction to cruel and unusual sports

 

[BotanyBoy]

^ and she's not afraid to use it

peelers don't peel potatoes, people do

plenty of stuff to hand in any house that can act as a defensive weapon without needing to resort to guns

A potato peeler will do the trick....no doubt...but this will do it better.

 

[koalabear]

A potato peeler will do the trick....no doubt...but this will do it better.

Buy American!

 

[Adre]

I prefer mine mashed with the cartridges removed, thanks.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Buy American!

When they build a better P90 I fully intend on it, besides don't act like you wouldn't be thrilled to rock a P90.

Until then I will leave them to build my 1911's and M4's.

 

[koalabear]

When they build a better P90 I fully intend on it, besides don't act like you wouldn't be thrilled to rock a P90.

Until then I will leave them to build my 1911's and M4's.

Fired one at the range, not impressed.

 

[Liar]

A potato peeler will do the trick....no doubt...but this will do it better.

But it's absolutely shit at peeling spuds.

 

[blobfish]

Guns don't stretch pages, people stretch pages.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Fired one at the range, not impressed.

=P

But it's absolutely shit at peeling spuds.

Great at making mashed potatoes though...

Guns don't stretch pages, people stretch pages.

Get a bigger screen

 

[Sean]

Did anyone else notice the point this thread stopped being funny and became American?

 

[dolf]

Did anyone else notice the point this thread stopped being funny and became American?

my post was the last funny one. true story.

 

[Adre]

Did anyone else notice the point this thread stopped being funny and became American?

About the same time they started posting erotic weapon porn?

 

[Squibbs]

A potato peeler will do the trick....no doubt...but this will do it better.

Is that the safety under the trigger?

Looks like a switch of sorts.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Is that the safety under the trigger?

Looks like a switch of sorts.

 

[koalabear]

Did anyone else notice the point this thread stopped being funny and became American?

You brits should be used to losing everything.

 

[Squibbs]

Seems like a dumb spot for one.

Switching it off, if not careful, you could kill someone.

Reminds me of a vid I saw online the other day. This guy goes to rob a hotel, points his gun at the guy behind the counter, the guy complies and starts filling a bag full of money. Someone startled the robber (who was holding a high power handgun) and the gun went off and shot the teller, the gun kicked back and the robber blew his own head off too. It all happened in a split second.

It was sweet. Except for the innocent guy dying...

 

[BotanyBoy]

About the same time they started posting erotic weapon porn?

That's not erotic weapons porn silly...THIS is erotic weapons porn...

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[blobfish]

That's not erotic weapons porn silly...THIS is erotic weapons porn...

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Are they supposed to be Israelis? I can't tell without seeing some penises.