You just have to laugh

[TotallyTubular]

Yesterday, working from home in a pair of gym shorts/T-shirt. I have to go to the dentist and grocery store, so I pull on a pair of cargo shorts....commando, of course.... and head out.

The hygenist and dentist are both female. I thought they were acting strange but didn't think much of it. Then to the grocery store and home.

Got home and only then did I realize that my zipper was all the down! While my unit wasn't hanging out, it was pretty damned close! Good thing I shaved and cleaned things up over the weekend!

Now I know why the ladies in the dentist office were acting so strangely. I had been fully reclined while they worked - who knows what they saw.....

Sometimes you just have to laugh...

 

[Que]

Yeah...keep practicing that whole..."But officer I just forgot to wear underwear and zip my dick in."

'cause of course we all know teh ladeeze love getting assaulted with an eyeful of dick as long as it's an "accident" amiright?

Nothing funnier than committing a lewd and lascivious act punishable by being permanently listed on the register of sex offenders.

 

[TotallyTubular]

All good and valid points, Query.... Doesn't change the fact that I just didn't know it.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

is there a chance that you had spinach stuck in your teeth?

typically, people who work in healthcare and related fields are pretty comfortable saying things like, "I'll give you a moment of privacy to put yourself together."
I don't mean to blow your fantasy about the two dental workers who leaned their tits into your face...