You have to love America's favorite comedian

[KillerMuffin]

http://www.xmission.com/~mwalker/DQ/quayle/qq/quayle.quotes.html

The Official Internet Quayle Quote List

Which one is your favorite?

This one is mine:

My opponent knows less about national defense than I know about spelling. Even I know it's Cruise missiles, not Patriot missiles that go through doors and chimneys.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle correcting a Bill Clinton misstatement, 9/92. (Seen on CNN; the CNN anchorwoman corrected Quayle when the story was over.)




On a side note: Don't read these in a room with other people and try not to laugh becauseh it can not only be physically painful, well, let's face it. People will tell on you.

 

[Nathon_88]

http://www.xmission.com/~mwalker/DQ/quayle/qq/quayle.quotes.html

The Official Internet Quayle Quote List

Which one is your favorite?

This one is mine:

My opponent knows less about national defense than I know about spelling. Even I know it's Cruise missiles, not Patriot missiles that go through doors and chimneys.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle correcting a Bill Clinton misstatement, 9/92. (Seen on CNN; the CNN anchorwoman corrected Quayle when the story was over.)




On a side note: Don't read these in a room with other people and try not to laugh becauseh it can not only be physically painful, well, let's face it. People will tell on you.

Thank you. And thanks for the warning. Us Canadians just need more proof about certain people and their abilites to spell, and run a country.

Yes, I'm coming from the land of Jean "I will get rid of the GST" Chretian, Ralph "I will bribe voters a few weeks before elections" Klein, and The Bloc Quebecois, aka Blockheads.

It's my country, and I love it.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

The man gives Mediocrity a bad name.

 

[kotori]

My fav

"It's terrible to lose one's mind."

Trying to remember the United Negro's College Fund motto: "A mind is a terrible thing to waste."

 

[LukkyKnight]

I wanna live where they bribe voters. I vote at every opportunity, and would love to be able to rake in some benefits for my effort.

 

[JazzManJim]

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
-- Senator Dan Quayle

 

[Nathon_88]

I wanna live where they bribe voters. I vote at every opportunity, and would love to be able to rake in some benefits for my effort.

LOL. King Ralphie put out a "energy refund check" of 300 dollars about 2 months before provincial elections........

Oh, yes.....He's still Premier.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle




Oh. My. God.

 

[kotori]

Dixon, he'd just been studying Donne: "No man is an island . . ."

Yeah, right.

 

[KillerMuffin]

C'mon, Dix, mediocrity? He's hysterically funny because 1) he's safely out of public office and 2) you can't beat genuine idiocy for laughs.

Go for the laugh, baby.

I have a new favorite:

Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest. If you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win.
-- Senator Dan Quayle, during the '88 campaign (reported in Newsweek in 1988)

 

[Azwed]

C'mon, Dix, mediocrity? He's hysterically funny because 1) he's safely out of public office and 2) you can't beat genuine idiocy for laughs.

Go for the laugh, baby.

I have a new favorite:

Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest. If you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win.
-- Senator Dan Quayle, during the '88 campaign (reported in Newsweek in 1988)

Thank god Papa bush was normaly in good health.

 

[KillerMuffin]

*chortles*

Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 8/11/89 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)

 

[Mellon Collie]

Heh...

I've been told to keep my remarks relatively brief. I understand Quayle-hunting season begins at noon.
-- Senator Dan Quayle to a crowd in Eau Claire, Wisc. (LA Times 10/16/88)