You have all angered my cat!

[Betticus]

I was talking to my cat today and she told me that she if very unhappy with everyone on lit.

She has noticed that there are a lot of cookies being passed around and even some ice cold milk.

She said that you are all discriminating against cats due to the heartless lack of tuna flavored cat cookies and little saucers with fresh cream.

She's really mad guys, I had to rub her behind the ears for thirty minutes before she'd even stop growling and hissing at the computer screen.

She also said that for tuna kitty cookies she'd be willing to guard anyones cookies from Aeroil. She isn't declawed, she says she'd lay down a serious case of clawing and biting. But only if it involves some fishy cat treats. And cream in a saucer.

 

[caela]

lol...Betticus thanks for the much needed smile, sadly I have no kitty treats for your cat. I gave them all to my own.

 

[catalina_francisco]

Awww, hate to see a sad or angry kitty!!

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Catalina

 

[Betticus]

lol...Betticus thanks for the much needed smile, sadly I have no kitty treats for your cat. I gave them all to my own.

My cat says for you to guard your ankles. She can strike without warning as you walk by any piece of furniture that she's hiding under waiting for her chance to pounce.

She's begun to make her own little Zorro mask, you better watch out!

 

[Betticus]

Awww, hate to see a sad or angry kitty!!

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Catalina

She said you can live but the treats must flow like beer very soon. Or she will get fur on Gracie's cookie stash which she found last week.

 

[caela]

My cat says for you to guard your ankles. She can strike without warning as you walk by any piece of furniture that she's hiding under waiting for her chance to pounce.

She's begun to make her own little Zorro mask, you better watch out!

Hmmmmmm, she better be careful Betticus. My own kitty is rather protective and I'd hate to see yours get hurt.

 

[Betticus]

Hmmmmmm, she better be careful Betticus. My own kitty is rather protective and I'd hate to see yours get hurt.

Mine has a Zorro mask, that means that she's invincible and rather suave.

All she wants is kitty treats, is that too much to ask? A few kibbles or something?

 

[caela]

Mine has a Zorro mask, that means that she's invincible and rather suave.

All she wants is kitty treats, is that too much to ask? A few kibbles or something?

Hehehe...mine doesn't need a Zorro mask. He's confident enough in his masculinity and his position as a well loved kitty that he doesn't feel the need to hide.

Kitty treats are not to much to ask...just don't have any at the moment. Next time I pick some up I'll save her a couple.

 

[snowy ciara]

Eeyore says she'll share her chopped turkey with your Domme, if you give me cookies.

 

[FurryFury]

I got some tuna "flavored" tartar control kitty treats and some cat nip today. My cats are pretty excited about that. We don't do cream. That's not good for kittys.

*puts out dish of treats and sprinkles some cat nip about*

Fury

 

[Daddyslilpet]

My dog just said bring on the kitty.

 

[Betticus]

Hehehe...mine doesn't need a Zorro mask. He's confident enough in his masculinity and his position as a well loved kitty that he doesn't feel the need to hide.

Kitty treats are not to much to ask...just don't have any at the moment. Next time I pick some up I'll save her a couple.

Okay, she meowed that you are forgiven. This time.

 

[Betticus]

Eeyore says she'll share her chopped turkey with your Domme, if you give me cookies.

*sets out plate of warm, gooey chocolate chip cookies and a glass of ice cold milk*

She wants to know if Eeyore can come out and play this weekend.

 

[Betticus]

I got some tuna "flavored" tartar control kitty treats and some cat nip today. My cats are pretty excited about that. We don't do cream. That's not good for kittys.

*puts out dish of treats and sprinkles some cat nip about*

Fury

She says that she's gonna cuddle on your lap when you least expect it.

 

[Betticus]

My dog just said bring on the kitty.

The cat isn't scared for some reason.

 

[caela]

Okay, she meowed that you are forgiven. This time.

Hmmm...why do I get the feeling that your cat is trying to manipulate all of us Betticus?

 

[kiten69]

*sets out some Salmon for Deathwish*...

Here kitty, kitty, kitty...

 

[Betticus]

Hmmm...why do I get the feeling that your cat is trying to manipulate all of us Betticus?

Deep down, she is a female and inherently naughty! She could be manipulating a bit but I suspect it's because she really wants kitty treats and probably petting.

 

[Betticus]

*sets out some Salmon for Deathwish*...

Here kitty, kitty, kitty...

OMG NO! Not the Salmon! My cat's only real weakness!

She would cuddle and snuggle for salmon and wouldn't even nibble you very much.

 

[caela]

Deep down, she is a female and inherently naughty! She could be manipulating a bit but I suspect it's because she really wants kitty treats and probably petting.

Hmmmmm, so all females are in herantly naughty and want petting? That could be right.

 

[kiten69]

OMG NO! Not the Salmon! My cat's only real weakness!

She would cuddle and snuggle for salmon and wouldn't even nibble you very much.

i know, she's cuddling in my lap right now and says she is very angry with you because you don't give her enough Salmon...

*petpetpet*...such a nice purring kitty

 

[Betticus]

i know, she's cuddling in my lap right now and says she is very angry with you because you don't give her enough Salmon...

*petpetpet*...such a nice purring kitty

Don't want to spoil her with too much of the good stuff. Like someone else I know.

 

[kiten69]

Don't want to spoil her with too much of the good stuff. Like someone else I know.

Ohhh too late baby...she's gonna be spoiled ass rotten when you get her back from me...

here Deathwish...have some more salmon and a nice saucer of cream, but this is it don't want you to get a belly ache ...i know he's a big meanie *scratch behind the ears*...i totally understand *petpet*...what a cuddly cute little pussy *belly rubs*

 

[Betticus]

Ohhh too late baby...she's gonna be spoiled ass rotten when you get her back from me...

here Deathwish...have some more salmon and a nice saucer of cream, but this is it don't want you to get a belly ache ...i know he's a big meanie *scratch behind the ears*...i totally understand *petpet*...what a cuddly cute little pussy *belly rubs*

Stinker!

 

[kiten69]

Stinker!

so that's it...it takes 2 pussies to outwit The Betticus