You gotta be shittin' me!!!

If it is anything like that fake-fat Olestra, it will be shittin' you, indeed.
 
Just because the cat had her kittens in the oven, you can't call 'em biscuits.
 
Why do these people want something that resembles a meat product ?
 
If it is anything like that fake-fat Olestra, it will be shittin' you, indeed.



My asshole cringes in terror.


I would never shit you, Wat.



Thank you, Dear, nor I you.


Just because the cat had her kittens in the oven, you can't call 'em biscuits.



It gets problematic when you try to fork split them and add butter and jam. And Laurel will ban me when she sees this post, because one of you poopiepants will report me.


Why do these people want something that resembles a meat product ?



I had a vegetarian friend long ago, and he told me all about bacon bits, which he figured would be way worse for him than just eating The Real Thing in the first place. We got a laugh out of it. Go figure.




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I guess all the bacon stuff is needed in direct proportion to one's need to demonstrate s/he is not an Islamist.
 
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