You fuckers are fucking me up

[TWB]

But I would like to be fucked more.

 

[lovetoread]

I'll do what I can to help in this effort.


heh...

 

[KillerMuffin]

You haven't lived until you've been fucked diagonally. Or so a chiropracter asserts.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Calamity Jane]

I'm going to the wrong chiropractor.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm not terribly sure, he wouldn't elaborate as the StudMuffin was dwaddling nearby.

 

[TWB]

Maybe I need a chiropractor.

Or I would after a diagonal fuck.

 

[glamorilla]

actually having your legs up in the air is really good for toning and stuff.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Calamity Jane]

actually having your legs up in the air is really good for toning and stuff.

And so much more fun than a trip to the gym.

 

[TWB]

Lol. Should they be tied up in that position Glam?

 

[lovetoread]

Being tied up is good.

 

[glamorilla]

very good.

 

[TWB]

Very very good.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Being tied up is good.

You mean like being tied up in traffic?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

the time I was tied to a telephone poll and had flour and water dumped on me was not all that and a super size bag of chips.

 

[lovetoread]

You mean like being tied up in traffic?

Something like that...

 

[glamorilla]

You mean like being tied up in traffic?

tied to the hood of a car in traffic...

 

[lovetoread]

tied to the hood of a car in traffic...

Or in a garage for those of us who are on the shy side.

 

[Calamity Jane]

You mean like being tied up in traffic?

At least then when you're getting your cock sucked, you don't have to worry about driving off the road.

 

[TWB]

Only getting your cock sucked?

What a rip off.

 

[lovetoread]

What? You expect full service?

 

[glamorilla]

At least then when you're getting your cock sucked, you don't have to worry about driving off the road.

plus engine vibrations!

 

[CoolidgEffect]

At least then when you're getting your cock sucked, you don't have to worry about driving off the road.

Only getting your cock sucked?

What a rip off.

Hmmm, I think that in our traffic, I could drive while looking around her. Isn't that why they have bucket seats now?

 

[TWB]

plus engine vibrations!

Good point. And those hoods are often HOT!