You don't suppose........ do you?

[Cheyenne]

Associated Press
Trimbach, Switzerland

A driver crashed into an oncoming bus after a tortoise bit her, police said Saturday.

The woman was traveling with two tortoises on the passenger seat of her car when one bit her, causing her to swerve across the road and collide with the bus, said police in the northern Swiss state of Solothurn.

The only injury was the bite to the woman driver, they said, adding that passengers "of every shape and size" should be properly restrained in vehicles.

 

[R Nitelight]

Couldn't be......

 

[Silverlily]

How do you restrain a tortoise?

(damn, it's too early for tortiporn)

 

[Merelan]

Hmmm. Is that why we haven't seen much of her around lately? She loves to travel.

 

[Guest]

 

[Xander]

Well she is supposed to be in Switzerland

But not for another two or three weeks....It couldn't be....

 

[Merelan]

I find the coincidance too much, really. You think she went early and took the kids? And where was Manu during all this?

 

[R Nitelight]

Merelan

Laughing his ass off?

 

[Xander]

Rest asured Merelan.

I find the coincidance too much, really. You think she went early and took the kids? And where was Manu during all this?

Madam is still In SD. She has to be. One simple reason.
Swiss Internet lines suck donkey ass. And if she was there, she wouldn't be able to update our little wonderful site here.

So my bet is, that she's still in Sunny CA, basking in the sun.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

That's one....

Shell of a story....

A tough case to crack....

It creeps up on you real slow.....

She must have also harbored a wild hare - up her ass....

She's lucky that tortois didn't snap her snapper....

 

[Merelan]

Sparky.. that last one hurt!

Xander... so that's where Manu is, updating the site while she and the kiddies gallavant the globe....

 

[Xander]

Xander... so that's where Manu is, updating the site while she and the kiddies gallavant the globe....

Uhm Monsiur Tech Nerd is supposed to be with her on their little trip to Euro Land. So nope.

 

[Merelan]

But maybe she left him home to tend shop while she goes off for fun. She's a waman isn't she? That means she can do whatever she wants, and can change her mind at a moments notice.

 

[Xander]

Merelan, will you stop worrying!!!

Uhm, knowing Laurel, I don't ever think she'd ever leave her beloved Tech Nerd behind.
Remember when they went to Venice, Italy??

THAT was a business trip for Laurel, and she had him with her then. So there. Rest Asured.

 

[Merelan]

I can only be truly assured if you hold me closer....

 

[Xander]

I can only be truly assured if you hold me closer....

C'mere then

 

[Cheyenne]

I don't know, still haven't seen Laurel comment on this thread...... could still be possible?

 

[Juliangel]

But maybe she left him home to tend shop while she goes off for fun. She's a waman isn't she?

Yep that's right we women do things like that. I went to Cape Cod over the summer for almost a week leaving my honey and the kids behind and I am leaving them home again in Feb. when I go to Vegas.

....and we had fun while doing it!!!