You Can't Get That No More!

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Title is that of a 1940's spoken word song by Louis Jordan regarding rations during WWII:

I went out to get some groceries the other day​

From my neighborhood grocery store​

And before I could open my mouth​

The grocery man said "No! You can't get that no more"​

That's what he said, you can't get that no more​

He said, "I sold all I had the other day​

It ain't me Mr. Jordan, it's the OPA​

You just can't get it, you got to do with what you got​

Ain't gonna have no more for the duration,​

We all know what's going on around the world, but without getting into the politics of it, what would happen, if for some reason, all forms of adult entertainment were suddenly unavailable?


I went out to get some Erotica the other day
From my neighborhood adult bookstore store
And before I could open my mouth
The clerk said "No! You can't get that no more"
That's what he said, you can't get that no more
He said, "I sold all I had the other day
It ain't me Mr. Jordan, it's the rule
You just can't get it, you got to do with what you got
Ain't gonna have no more for the duration,



How creative would some be?

 

[Statius]

Title is that of a 1940's spoken word song by Louis Jordan regarding rations during WWII:

I went out to get some groceries the other day​

From my neighborhood grocery store​

And before I could open my mouth​

The grocery man said "No! You can't get that no more"​

That's what he said, you can't get that no more​

He said, "I sold all I had the other day​

It ain't me Mr. Jordan, it's the OPA​

You just can't get it, you got to do with what you got​

Ain't gonna have no more for the duration,​

We all know what's going on around the world, but without getting into the politics of it, what would happen, if for some reason, all forms of adult entertainment were suddenly unavailable?


I went out to get some Erotica the other day
From my neighborhood adult bookstore store
And before I could open my mouth
The clerk said "No! You can't get that no more"
That's what he said, you can't get that no more
He said, "I sold all I had the other day
It ain't me Mr. Jordan, it's the rule
You just can't get it, you got to do with what you got
Ain't gonna have no more for the duration,



How creative would some be?

I think YOU could write an interesting story based off that. Either premise actually. The 40's thing would be an interesting historical piece filled with drama perhaps and the not being able to get erotica in today's world could be a hilarious comedy with all sorts of shenanigans. Write both. Give it go.